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  <title>The Way I See It</title>
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  <updated>2026-08-08T23:27:38.000Z</updated>
  <author>
    <name>David Schach</name>
  </author>
  <entry>
    <title>Bondi City2Surf - Done!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/bondi-city2surf-2026/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/bondi-city2surf-2026/</id>
    <updated>2026-08-08T23:27:38.000Z</updated>
    <published>2026-08-08T23:27:38.000Z</published>
    <summary>Had a great time at my first &quot;race&quot; in a long time! I hit my goal time, which felt good. Still not as fast as I'd like to be, but definitely improving every run! Before the race, doing my best GenZ…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>How to write an email</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/how-to-write-an-email/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/how-to-write-an-email/</id>
    <updated>2026-07-30T23:09:38.000Z</updated>
    <published>2026-07-30T23:09:38.000Z</published>
    <summary>How to write an email: Write email. Replace apology with “thanks for your patience.” Remove all instances of “very” and “so.” Delete exclamation points. Okay yikes, rude. Add half back in. You get…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>One intersection, four &quot;mountaineering&quot; stores</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/one-intersection-four-mountaineering-stores/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/one-intersection-four-mountaineering-stores/</id>
    <updated>2026-07-30T02:03:23.000Z</updated>
    <published>2026-07-30T02:03:23.000Z</published>
    <summary>Does the world need all these? Does one intersection? Kathmandu Paddy Pallin Montbell Patagonia And The North Face is close by! How much mountaineering can one do in New South Wales?</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>My first ride in Sydney</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/my-first-ride-in-sydney/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/my-first-ride-in-sydney/</id>
    <updated>2026-07-29T11:10:44.000Z</updated>
    <published>2026-07-29T11:10:44.000Z</published>
    <summary>How I prepped, how it started, how it ended: Of course, breakfast is Picky Oats, and ride fuel is @hummingbirdfuels On the light rail to the ride Early ride (start time 5:30am) means pitch black…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The tires are in the tire center. How is this news, Costco?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-tires-are-in-the-tire-center-how-is-this-news-costco/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-tires-are-in-the-tire-center-how-is-this-news-costco/</id>
    <updated>2026-07-16T23:04:16.000Z</updated>
    <published>2026-07-16T23:04:16.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>That's it, San Francisco. I think we're done here.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/thats-it-san-francisco-i-think-were-done-here/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/thats-it-san-francisco-i-think-were-done-here/</id>
    <updated>2026-07-15T00:18:01.000Z</updated>
    <published>2026-07-15T00:18:01.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I think Sports Basement is giving me a sign</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-think-sports-basement-is-giving-me-a-sign/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-think-sports-basement-is-giving-me-a-sign/</id>
    <updated>2026-07-13T20:02:07.000Z</updated>
    <published>2026-07-13T20:02:07.000Z</published>
    <summary>I think it's time to move to Sydney.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Something was Lost in Translation</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/something-was-lost-in-translation/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/something-was-lost-in-translation/</id>
    <updated>2026-06-26T19:05:28.000Z</updated>
    <published>2026-06-26T19:05:28.000Z</published>
    <summary>Seen at Marina Safeway</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>If you have a horse and want to know its VO2Max... Garmin can help</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/if-you-have-a-horse-and-want-to-know-its-vo2max-garmin-can-help/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/if-you-have-a-horse-and-want-to-know-its-vo2max-garmin-can-help/</id>
    <updated>2026-06-18T14:41:56.000Z</updated>
    <published>2026-06-18T14:41:56.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Pepsi is a fine wine?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/pepsi-is-a-fine-wine/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/pepsi-is-a-fine-wine/</id>
    <updated>2026-06-14T22:32:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2026-06-14T22:32:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>Wow, people need higher standards</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The grammar hurts me</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-grammar-hurts-me/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-grammar-hurts-me/</id>
    <updated>2026-06-06T22:29:34.000Z</updated>
    <published>2026-06-06T22:29:34.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Never gets old. A much-needed vacation and family time.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/never-gets-old-a-much-needed-vacation-and-family-time/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/never-gets-old-a-much-needed-vacation-and-family-time/</id>
    <updated>2024-11-23T12:13:49.000Z</updated>
    <published>2024-11-23T12:13:49.000Z</published>
    <summary>via Instagram</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>David Schach, you are an Ironman! (Again)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/david-schach-you-are-an-ironman-again/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/david-schach-you-are-an-ironman-again/</id>
    <updated>2024-10-28T05:30:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2024-10-28T05:30:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>Heard the words again after the toughest race of my life. Bad air quality, multiple bike flats, and no way to get into a run flow, but I finished! This has been a very challenging year. Persevering,…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ironman training has officially begun and the @pickybars TT bike was feeling very zen at the Buddha Barn today. #IMCA @goldengatetriathlonclub</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/ironman-training-has-officially-begun-and-the-pickybars-tt-bike-was-feeling-very/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/ironman-training-has-officially-begun-and-the-pickybars-tt-bike-was-feeling-very/</id>
    <updated>2024-05-06T02:18:07.000Z</updated>
    <published>2024-05-06T02:18:07.000Z</published>
    <summary>Ironman training has officially begun and the @pickybars TT bike was feeling very zen at the Buddha Barn today. IMCA @goldengatetriathlonclub</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I am an Ironman</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-am-an-ironman/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-am-an-ironman/</id>
    <updated>2023-12-01T03:38:07.000Z</updated>
    <published>2023-12-01T03:38:07.000Z</published>
    <summary>In November , I took on the ultimate challenge: An Ironman (2.4 mile swim, 112 mile bike, and then a marathon). I committed myself to my training and prepared for a long day. It was supposed to…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I had to cut my ride short today</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-had-to-cut-my-ride-short-today/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-had-to-cut-my-ride-short-today/</id>
    <updated>2020-11-15T00:39:36.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-11-15T00:39:36.000Z</published>
    <summary>I had to cut my ride short today because my hip is flaring up again (darn flexors...) but my ride was still yummy because of my Mint Condition @pickybars . Seriously, these are amazing, and if you…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I did my part. Do you have a plan for doing yours? Vote.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-did-my-part-do-you-have-a-plan-for-doing-yours-vote/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-did-my-part-do-you-have-a-plan-for-doing-yours-vote/</id>
    <updated>2020-10-15T22:34:41.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-10-15T22:34:41.000Z</published>
    <summary>I did my part. Do you have a plan for doing yours? vote iwillvote.com</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Picky Club days are the best days!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/picky-club-days-are-the-best-days/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/picky-club-days-are-the-best-days/</id>
    <updated>2020-10-08T22:29:18.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-10-08T22:29:18.000Z</published>
    <summary>Picky Club days are the best days! This month, I get to enjoy the new blueberry granola grainfree and delicious. If you'd a box of this goodness regularly at a nice discount, let me know!…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Where were you when we needed you???</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/where-were-you-when-we-needed-you/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/where-were-you-when-we-needed-you/</id>
    <updated>2020-09-09T19:47:04.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-09-09T19:47:04.000Z</published>
    <summary>Where were you when we needed you???</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hard to see in this pic, but the new @goldengatetriathlonclub kits are epic!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/hard-to-see-in-this-pic-but-the-new-goldengatetriathlonclub-kits-are-epic-cropou/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/hard-to-see-in-this-pic-but-the-new-goldengatetriathlonclub-kits-are-epic-cropou/</id>
    <updated>2020-08-15T20:47:11.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-08-15T20:47:11.000Z</published>
    <summary>Hard to see in this pic, but the new @goldengatetriathlonclub kits are epic!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Took the new bike for its first ride yesterday. We made time to enjoy the view of the Golden Gate Bridge.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/took-the-new-bike-for-its-first-ride-yesterday-we-made-time-to-enjoy-the-view-of/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/took-the-new-bike-for-its-first-ride-yesterday-we-made-time-to-enjoy-the-view-of/</id>
    <updated>2020-08-14T01:47:22.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-08-14T01:47:22.000Z</published>
    <summary>Thanks for the awesome build @hightrailscyclery</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Took the city bike for a spin</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/took-the-city-bike-for-a-spin/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/took-the-city-bike-for-a-spin/</id>
    <updated>2020-08-12T04:47:12.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-08-12T04:47:12.000Z</published>
    <summary>Needs serious adjustments, but a fun ride. Kept my spare tube and bike lock in that nice fanny pack. Thanks @pickybars ! PickyAmBADASSador</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Well done, San Francisco (well, technically, Marin County)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/well-done-san-francisco-well-technically-marin-county/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/well-done-san-francisco-well-technically-marin-county/</id>
    <updated>2020-07-19T00:47:25.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-07-19T00:47:25.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Getting ready for a PickyAmBADASSador call with @jessemthomas - and doing it the best way I know how</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/getting-ready-for-a-pickyambadassador-call-with-jessemthomas-and-doing-it-the-be/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/getting-ready-for-a-pickyambadassador-call-with-jessemthomas-and-doing-it-the-be/</id>
    <updated>2020-07-15T19:47:29.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-07-15T19:47:29.000Z</published>
    <summary>Getting ready for a PickyAmBADASSador call with @jessemthomas and doing it the best way I know how. Anyone else having an AllIn Almond day?</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Rode 100 miles today. On my trainer. In my living room.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/rode-100-miles-today-on-my-trainer-in-my-living-room/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/rode-100-miles-today-on-my-trainer-in-my-living-room/</id>
    <updated>2020-04-04T23:59:32.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-04-04T23:59:32.000Z</published>
    <summary>Where the view rarely changed (except for Moana, Clone Wars, and Onward). And where my butt, foot, and hip really hurt! Powered by @pickybars (oatmeal, drizzle, and bars) and @theinfinitloop (custom…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Today's trainer session powered by @pickybars and @theinfinitloop</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/todays-trainer-session-powered-by-pickybars-and-theinfinitloop/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/todays-trainer-session-powered-by-pickybars-and-theinfinitloop/</id>
    <updated>2020-03-21T22:22:25.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-03-21T22:22:25.000Z</published>
    <summary>Today's trainer session powered by @pickybars and @theinfinitloop Thanks @cesarevalera for organizing the @gozwift group ride. Great riding with @klow07 and @brittbikes and sorry @kbslyf missed it!…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Great morning swim workout with @emjtriteam and @purplepatchfitness - powered by @pickybars oatmeal!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/great-morning-swim-workout-with-emjtriteam-and-purplepatchfitness-powered-by-pic/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/great-morning-swim-workout-with-emjtriteam-and-purplepatchfitness-powered-by-pic/</id>
    <updated>2020-02-17T01:40:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-02-17T01:40:24.000Z</published>
    <summary>Great morning swim workout with @emjtriteam and @purplepatchfitness powered by @pickybars oatmeal! PickyAmBADASSador</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>How could I not serve this for the Super Bowl? #PickyAmBADASSador</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/how-could-i-not-serve-this-for-the-super-bowl-pickyambadassador/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/how-could-i-not-serve-this-for-the-super-bowl-pickyambadassador/</id>
    <updated>2020-02-03T16:47:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-02-03T16:47:09.000Z</published>
    <summary>How could I not serve this for the Super Bowl? PickyAmBADASSador</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Celebrated PickyAmBADASSador status with a run, wearing @jessemthomas signature shades</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/celebrated-pickyambadassador-status-with-a-run-wearing-jessemthomas-signature-sh/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/celebrated-pickyambadassador-status-with-a-run-wearing-jessemthomas-signature-sh/</id>
    <updated>2020-02-01T22:47:21.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-02-01T22:47:21.000Z</published>
    <summary>Celebrated PickyAmBADASSador status with a run, wearing @jessemthomas signature shades. Powered by PickyOats ILoveCarbs</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>1, 2, 3, 4, 5 hired</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/1-2-3-4-5-hired/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/1-2-3-4-5-hired/</id>
    <updated>2020-02-01T17:47:04.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-02-01T17:47:04.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>So excited to be named an AmBADASSador for @pickybars</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/so-excited-to-be-named-an-ambadassador-for-pickybars/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/so-excited-to-be-named-an-ambadassador-for-pickybars/</id>
    <updated>2020-02-01T02:47:19.000Z</updated>
    <published>2020-02-01T02:47:19.000Z</published>
    <summary>I may have let out a bit of a squeal. PickyAmBADASSador pickybars/lifepoints</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ready for an awesome Jensie Gran Fondo!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/ready-for-an-awesome-jensie-gran-fondo/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/ready-for-an-awesome-jensie-gran-fondo/</id>
    <updated>2019-09-28T16:20:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2019-09-28T16:20:09.000Z</published>
    <summary>Skin protected by @zealiosskincare Eyes and body protected by @roka Head protected by @rudyprojectna Riding @argon18bike Ready for an awesome Jensie Gran Fondo! @goldengatetriathlonclub</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Riding with @thejensie tomorrow, representing @goldengatetriathlonclub amongst a bunch of pure cyclists. This should be interesting!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/riding-with-thejensie-tomorrow-representing-goldengatetriathlonclub-amongst-a-bu/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/riding-with-thejensie-tomorrow-representing-goldengatetriathlonclub-amongst-a-bu/</id>
    <updated>2019-09-28T00:20:30.000Z</updated>
    <published>2019-09-28T00:20:30.000Z</published>
    <summary>Riding with @thejensie tomorrow, representing @goldengatetriathlonclub amongst a bunch of pure cyclists. This should be interesting!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Took my @iamspecialized redracer out for his first ride</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/took-my-iamspecialized-redracer-out-for-his-first-ride/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/took-my-iamspecialized-redracer-out-for-his-first-ride/</id>
    <updated>2019-09-18T02:41:26.000Z</updated>
    <published>2019-09-18T02:41:26.000Z</published>
    <summary>Went down to Aquatic Park for my taper swim before Santa Cruz sprint triathlon. Thanks for the fannypack @pickybars it's perfect for a spare tube and bike lock! goldengatetriathlonclub</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I had a visitor for afternoon tea</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-had-a-visitor-for-afternoon-tea/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-had-a-visitor-for-afternoon-tea/</id>
    <updated>2019-09-10T07:19:30.000Z</updated>
    <published>2019-09-10T07:19:30.000Z</published>
    <summary>I had a visitor for afternoon tea</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Well-played, Sydney. It's going to be a beautiful week.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/well-played-sydney-its-going-to-be-a-beautiful-week/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/well-played-sydney-its-going-to-be-a-beautiful-week/</id>
    <updated>2019-09-08T02:16:07.000Z</updated>
    <published>2019-09-08T02:16:07.000Z</published>
    <summary>Wellplayed, Sydney. It's going to be a beautiful week.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Running can be fun!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/running-can-be-fun-pickybars-lifepoints-weekend-2019/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/running-can-be-fun-pickybars-lifepoints-weekend-2019/</id>
    <updated>2019-09-07T05:51:38.000Z</updated>
    <published>2019-09-07T05:51:38.000Z</published>
    <summary>@pickybars Lifepoints weekend 2019 Photo credit: Jess Barnard (@jesssbarnard // jessbarnardcreative.com)</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>In my way</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/in-my-way/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/in-my-way/</id>
    <updated>2019-09-03T02:14:19.000Z</updated>
    <published>2019-09-03T02:14:19.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>It is really hard to make oatmeal look appealing in pictures, but here's my attempt!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/it-is-really-hard-to-make-oatmeal-look-appealing-in-pictures-but-heres-my-attemp/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/it-is-really-hard-to-make-oatmeal-look-appealing-in-pictures-but-heres-my-attemp/</id>
    <updated>2019-08-30T16:06:16.000Z</updated>
    <published>2019-08-30T16:06:16.000Z</published>
    <summary>It is really hard to make oatmeal look appealing in pictures, but here's my attempt! One of my favorite postworkout foods is @pickybars oatmeal. Fills me up for the rest of the morning and tastes…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Part two of @pickybars Lifepoints Weekend</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/part-two-of-pickybars-lifepoints-weekend/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/part-two-of-pickybars-lifepoints-weekend/</id>
    <updated>2019-08-19T00:04:30.000Z</updated>
    <published>2019-08-19T00:04:30.000Z</published>
    <summary>Epic trail run followed by lunch with the Picky Crew. Thanks to @jessemthomas and @fleshmanflyer for your hospitality and warmth and for hanging out with us all weekend. Already looking forward to…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Picky Bars lifepoints weekend 2019 so far</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/pickybars-lifepoints-weekend-2019-so-far/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/pickybars-lifepoints-weekend-2019-so-far/</id>
    <updated>2019-08-18T00:06:11.000Z</updated>
    <published>2019-08-18T00:06:11.000Z</published>
    <summary>Bought a great cookbook, hung at Picky HQ, watched an amazing sunset with some really cool people, and had a massive bike ride around Mt Bachelor. Next up: Tubing and a BBQ at Chez Flomas!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Two weeks ago, I celebrated my birthday at an awesome bike show, checking out cool components and nutrition, wearing my favorite t-shirt.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/two-weeks-ago-i-celebrated-my-birthday-at-an-awesome-bike-show-checking-out-cool/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/two-weeks-ago-i-celebrated-my-birthday-at-an-awesome-bike-show-checking-out-cool/</id>
    <updated>2019-04-26T03:43:47.000Z</updated>
    <published>2019-04-26T03:43:47.000Z</published>
    <summary>I ♥️ CARBS (and @pickybars)</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shopdog Coco</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/shopdog-coco/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/shopdog-coco/</id>
    <updated>2019-04-23T03:43:47.000Z</updated>
    <published>2019-04-23T03:43:47.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>More like the Wattis Institute for Unnecessary Punctuation soartistic</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/more-like-the-wattis-institute-for-unnecessary-punctuation-soartistic/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/more-like-the-wattis-institute-for-unnecessary-punctuation-soartistic/</id>
    <updated>2019-01-22T22:43:54.000Z</updated>
    <published>2019-01-22T22:43:54.000Z</published>
    <summary>More like the Wattis Institute for Unnecessary Punctuation soartistic</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>To win your own porta-potty…</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/to-win-your-own-porta-potty/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/to-win-your-own-porta-potty/</id>
    <updated>2018-10-13T19:43:37.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-10-13T19:43:37.000Z</published>
    <summary>(sorry portable restroom) Take a photo OF a Honey Bucket, not IN a Honey Bucket. Who out there really wants one of these? Oh, you can get $1000 instead. Yeah, that sounds better. Probably smells…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Not bad, San Francisco</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/not-bad-san-francisco/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/not-bad-san-francisco/</id>
    <updated>2018-09-15T02:43:30.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-09-15T02:43:30.000Z</published>
    <summary>Not bad, San Francisco</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Happy Fogust everyone!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/happy-fogust-everyone/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/happy-fogust-everyone/</id>
    <updated>2018-08-19T02:27:45.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-08-19T02:27:45.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ready to race! usatagnc</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/ready-to-race-usatagnc/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/ready-to-race-usatagnc/</id>
    <updated>2018-08-10T19:27:53.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-08-10T19:27:53.000Z</published>
    <summary>Cleveland, thanks for hosting a great weekend of triathlon</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Great way to start the day. Hello Cleveland! #poweredbypicky #pickyoats #usatagnc</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/great-way-to-start-the-day-hello-cleveland-poweredbypicky-pickyoats-usatagnc/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/great-way-to-start-the-day-hello-cleveland-poweredbypicky-pickyoats-usatagnc/</id>
    <updated>2018-08-10T13:27:54.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-08-10T13:27:54.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>If you need swim lessons at national championships something might be amiss</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/if-you-need-swim-lessons-at-national-championships-something-might-be-amiss/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/if-you-need-swim-lessons-at-national-championships-something-might-be-amiss/</id>
    <updated>2018-08-09T21:27:43.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-08-09T21:27:43.000Z</published>
    <summary>If anyone has tips for swimming through lots of bacteria I'll take them. usatagnc</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Excellent start to a Midwest road trip!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/excellent-start-to-a-midwest-road-trip/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/excellent-start-to-a-midwest-road-trip/</id>
    <updated>2018-07-26T18:28:07.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-07-26T18:28:07.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Update They have really good beer here! wheninrome</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/update-they-have-really-good-beer-here-wheninrome/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/update-they-have-really-good-beer-here-wheninrome/</id>
    <updated>2018-07-22T00:27:47.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-07-22T00:27:47.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>When you're in the middle of a heavy training weekend but you're in a town with amazing breweries... what do you do?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/when-youre-in-the-middle-of-a-heavy-training-weekend-but-youre-in-a-town-with-am/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/when-youre-in-the-middle-of-a-heavy-training-weekend-but-youre-in-a-town-with-am/</id>
    <updated>2018-07-22T00:27:47.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-07-22T00:27:47.000Z</published>
    <summary>Order Sprite in a beer glass and enjoy the food!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Rode to the top of Mt Bachelor (3200ft climb from 3600ft elevation)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/rode-to-the-top-of-mt-bachelor-3200ft-climb-from-3600ft-elevation/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/rode-to-the-top-of-mt-bachelor-3200ft-climb-from-3600ft-elevation/</id>
    <updated>2018-07-21T20:27:51.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-07-21T20:27:51.000Z</published>
    <summary>A ride with Jesse Thomas a dream come true! Had an exhilarating descent epic ride with a great guy. Feeling so grateful for the experience. And proud of my legs! Mt Bachelor, OR</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Before a ride with @jessemthomas what else would I be eating</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/before-a-ride-with-jessemthomas-what-else-would-i-be-eating/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/before-a-ride-with-jessemthomas-what-else-would-i-be-eating/</id>
    <updated>2018-07-21T14:27:48.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-07-21T14:27:48.000Z</published>
    <summary>pickyoats overnight apple oats using just under 1 cup rice milk plus a chopped banana</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Watching the @cubs and eating @pickybars - it's a good life</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/watching-the-cubs-and-eating-pickybars-its-a-good-life/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/watching-the-cubs-and-eating-pickybars-its-a-good-life/</id>
    <updated>2018-07-10T03:27:46.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-07-10T03:27:46.000Z</published>
    <summary>AT&amp;T Park @pickybars @jessemthomas Sad because the Cubbies lost in extra innings. At least they were great seats!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ran into @jessemthomas after his hard-fought Wildflower race and then @fleshmanflyer and superadvanced</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/ran-into-jessemthomas-after-his-hard-fought-wildflower-race-and-then-fleshmanfly/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/ran-into-jessemthomas-after-his-hard-fought-wildflower-race-and-then-fleshmanfly/</id>
    <updated>2018-05-06T00:08:07.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-05-06T00:08:07.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Got to wish @jessemthomas good luck on his race tomorrow.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/got-to-wish-jessemthomas-good-luck-on-his-race-tomorrow/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/got-to-wish-jessemthomas-good-luck-on-his-race-tomorrow/</id>
    <updated>2018-05-05T01:20:31.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-05-05T01:20:31.000Z</published>
    <summary>At Wildflower triathlon See you at the awards! (I'm swimming on a relay and I'll be powered by @pickybars oatmeal!) GoJesse</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>In San Francisco, this could cause a riot!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/in-san-francisco-this-could-cause-a-riot/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/in-san-francisco-this-could-cause-a-riot/</id>
    <updated>2018-05-02T17:08:54.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-05-02T17:08:54.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ready to go! First race of the year Half Moon Bay Triathlon</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/ready-to-go-first-race-of-the-year-half-moon-bay-triathlon/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/ready-to-go-first-race-of-the-year-half-moon-bay-triathlon/</id>
    <updated>2018-04-22T11:41:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-04-22T11:41:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>Taken at Beach House at Half Moon Bay Powered by @pickybars matcha oatmeal</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Prepping for my first open water swim of the year in the San Francisco Bay tonight and I'm noticing a pattern in my gear.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/prepping-for-my-first-open-water-swim-of-the-year-in-the-san-francisco-bay-tonig/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/prepping-for-my-first-open-water-swim-of-the-year-in-the-san-francisco-bay-tonig/</id>
    <updated>2018-03-27T21:37:13.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-03-27T21:37:13.000Z</published>
    <summary>MaverickX R1 cobaltmirror thermalcap eliteaerotrishort @rokasports</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Great trail run (even better in @rokasports shades) led by @mikey.olz12 and capped off with some Picky Oats! And of course a shout out to @jessemthomas !</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/great-trail-run-even-better-in-rokasports-shades-led-by-mikeyolz12-and-capped-of/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/great-trail-run-even-better-in-rokasports-shades-led-by-mikeyolz12-and-capped-of/</id>
    <updated>2018-03-24T19:32:50.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-03-24T19:32:50.000Z</published>
    <summary>[RECOVERED FROM EVERNOTE reposition/edit as needed] ky Oats! And of course a shout out to @jessemthomas !</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>My favorite part of ggtctrack After track.Also Go USA Women's Hockey!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/my-favorite-part-of-ggtctrack-after-trackalso-go-usa-womens-hockey/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/my-favorite-part-of-ggtctrack-after-trackalso-go-usa-womens-hockey/</id>
    <updated>2018-02-22T04:10:11.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-02-22T04:10:11.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>You guys! It finally happened! Great time hanging with Jesse Thomas. #pickybars #roka #triathlon</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/you-guys-it-finally-happened-great-time-hanging-with-jesse-thomas-pickybars-roka/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/you-guys-it-finally-happened-great-time-hanging-with-jesse-thomas-pickybars-roka/</id>
    <updated>2018-01-17T01:55:01.000Z</updated>
    <published>2018-01-17T01:55:01.000Z</published>
    <summary>Taken at Jane with Jesse Thomas!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Always dress appropriately fromwhereiride nogolfforme</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/always-dress-appropriately-fromwhereiride-nogolfforme/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/always-dress-appropriately-fromwhereiride-nogolfforme/</id>
    <updated>2017-12-25T20:12:35.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-12-25T20:12:35.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I dont always drink beer but when I do its because 21st Amendment gives my triathlon club good beer!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-dont-always-drink-beer-but-when-i-do-its-because-21st-amendment-gives-my-triat/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-dont-always-drink-beer-but-when-i-do-its-because-21st-amendment-gives-my-triat/</id>
    <updated>2017-11-28T00:29:43.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-11-28T00:29:43.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Looks like the offseason is over. Back to training. Bring on USA Triathlon Nationals 2018!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/looks-like-the-offseason-is-over-back-to-training-bring-on-usa-triathlon-nationa/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/looks-like-the-offseason-is-over-back-to-training-bring-on-usa-triathlon-nationa/</id>
    <updated>2017-11-24T06:24:42.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-11-24T06:24:42.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Beautiful harbor at night</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/beautiful-harbor-at-night/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/beautiful-harbor-at-night/</id>
    <updated>2017-11-22T10:40:43.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-11-22T10:40:43.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Earned it! Fries dipped in a chocolate Frosty. And all is right with the world.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/earned-it-fries-dipped-in-a-chocolate-frosty-and-all-is-right-with-the-world/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/earned-it-fries-dipped-in-a-chocolate-frosty-and-all-is-right-with-the-world/</id>
    <updated>2017-10-23T01:07:29.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-10-23T01:07:29.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Before and after IMAZ 70.3</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/before-and-after-imaz-703/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/before-and-after-imaz-703/</id>
    <updated>2017-10-23T00:13:43.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-10-23T00:13:43.000Z</published>
    <summary>I have never been to such a dark place while racing that I've considered a full reboot of my triathlon experience. Race report to come but right now I'm focusing on the positives: A PR for the…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Today's swim workout brought to you by @huckbikes @skratchlabs and @rokasports - keeping me fast and hydrated!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/todays-swim-workout-brought-to-you-by-huckbikes-skratchlabs-and-rokasports-keepi/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/todays-swim-workout-brought-to-you-by-huckbikes-skratchlabs-and-rokasports-keepi/</id>
    <updated>2017-10-20T18:19:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-10-20T18:19:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>[RECOVERED FROM EVERNOTE reposition/edit as needed] hydrated!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sending much luck to @jessemthomas at Kona tomorrow! I'll eat a few Picky Bars for you!!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/sending-much-luck-to-jessemthomas-at-kona-tomorrow-ill-eat-a-few-picky-bars-for-/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/sending-much-luck-to-jessemthomas-at-kona-tomorrow-ill-eat-a-few-picky-bars-for-/</id>
    <updated>2017-10-14T00:07:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-10-14T00:07:39.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What a day! Made the podium at Santa Cruz Triathlon and @jessemthomas won Augusta 70.3.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/what-a-day-made-the-podium-at-santa-cruz-triathlon-and-jessemthomas-won-augusta-/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/what-a-day-made-the-podium-at-santa-cruz-triathlon-and-jessemthomas-won-augusta-/</id>
    <updated>2017-09-24T19:56:53.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-09-24T19:56:53.000Z</published>
    <summary>(We wore the same sunglasses which totally made a difference.) Congrats Jesse!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Pizza with a view</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/pizza-with-a-view/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/pizza-with-a-view/</id>
    <updated>2017-09-03T02:20:45.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-09-03T02:20:45.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Fake news. #ThanksObama</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/fake-news-thanksobama/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/fake-news-thanksobama/</id>
    <updated>2017-08-21T17:27:08.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-08-21T17:27:08.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I think there's a sun back there. This eclipse may be anticlimactic.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-think-theres-a-sun-back-there-this-eclipse-may-be-anticlimactic/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-think-theres-a-sun-back-there-this-eclipse-may-be-anticlimactic/</id>
    <updated>2017-08-21T15:59:40.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-08-21T15:59:40.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Good morning Tahoe! Let's swim across the lake! tahoerelay</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/good-morning-tahoe-lets-swim-across-the-lake-tahoerelay/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/good-morning-tahoe-lets-swim-across-the-lake-tahoerelay/</id>
    <updated>2017-07-22T12:23:41.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-07-22T12:23:41.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Beautiful run today across the bridge and to the secret swing. #fromwhereirun</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/beautiful-run-today-across-the-bridge-and-to-the-secret-swing-fromwhereirun/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/beautiful-run-today-across-the-bridge-and-to-the-secret-swing-fromwhereirun/</id>
    <updated>2017-07-16T02:33:07.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-07-16T02:33:07.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>One of my babies being worked on by the experts. Thanks @huckbikes!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/one-of-my-babies-being-worked-on-by-the-experts-thanks-huckbikes/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/one-of-my-babies-being-worked-on-by-the-experts-thanks-huckbikes/</id>
    <updated>2017-07-11T02:12:42.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-07-11T02:12:42.000Z</published>
    <summary>Taken at Huckleberry Bikes</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>On the run this weekend doing my best @jessemthomas impression on my way to the podium!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/on-the-run-this-weekend-doing-my-best-jessemthomas-impression-on-my-way-to-the-p/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/on-the-run-this-weekend-doing-my-best-jessemthomas-impression-on-my-way-to-the-p/</id>
    <updated>2017-06-06T03:00:49.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-06-06T03:00:49.000Z</published>
    <summary>Photo credit Joanna Gadd</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Second place in my age group today! Amazing race at Monte Rio!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/second-place-in-my-age-group-today-amazing-race-at-monte-rio/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/second-place-in-my-age-group-today-amazing-race-at-monte-rio/</id>
    <updated>2017-06-05T03:55:33.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-06-05T03:55:33.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>All dialed in. Thanks @pfits for the adjustment!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/all-dialed-in-thanks-pfits-for-the-adjustment/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/all-dialed-in-thanks-pfits-for-the-adjustment/</id>
    <updated>2017-06-02T23:50:50.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-06-02T23:50:50.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>#latergram to my birthday a few weeks ago spent at my favorite pool in the world</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/latergram-to-my-birthday-a-few-weeks-ago-spent-at-my-favorite-pool-in-the-world/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/latergram-to-my-birthday-a-few-weeks-ago-spent-at-my-favorite-pool-in-the-world/</id>
    <updated>2017-05-01T03:59:48.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-05-01T03:59:48.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Bye bye Blackbird</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/bye-bye-blackbird/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/bye-bye-blackbird/</id>
    <updated>2017-03-25T00:03:56.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-03-25T00:03:56.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Albino alligator looks green from under the water. Hi Claude!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/albino-alligator-looks-green-from-under-the-water-hi-claude/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/albino-alligator-looks-green-from-under-the-water-hi-claude/</id>
    <updated>2017-02-21T04:56:19.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-02-21T04:56:19.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A cloud of smoke and music.And the Salesforce Tower rising in the distance</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/a-cloud-of-smoke-and-musicand-the-salesforce-tower-rising-in-the-distance/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/a-cloud-of-smoke-and-musicand-the-salesforce-tower-rising-in-the-distance/</id>
    <updated>2017-01-29T01:04:07.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-01-29T01:04:07.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>@goldengatetriathlonclub members met 3x Ironman world champion Mirinda Carfrae!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/goldengatetriathlonclub-members-met-3x-ironman-world-champion-mirinda-carfrae/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/goldengatetriathlonclub-members-met-3x-ironman-world-champion-mirinda-carfrae/</id>
    <updated>2017-01-15T01:23:30.000Z</updated>
    <published>2017-01-15T01:23:30.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Never gets old. Beautiful.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/never-gets-old-beautiful/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/never-gets-old-beautiful/</id>
    <updated>2016-11-24T04:41:55.000Z</updated>
    <published>2016-11-24T04:41:55.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Perfect sunset over Sydney - Thanks for showing me this amazing spot @jenn_b20</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/perfect-sunset-over-sydney-thanks-for-showing-me-this-amazing-spot-jenn-b20/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/perfect-sunset-over-sydney-thanks-for-showing-me-this-amazing-spot-jenn-b20/</id>
    <updated>2016-11-23T03:22:12.000Z</updated>
    <published>2016-11-23T03:22:12.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Successful swim to Cockatoo Island at a surprising pace. Thanks @rokasports for making super speedsuits and R1 goggles!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/successful-swim-to-cockatoo-island-at-a-surprising-pace-thanks-rokasports-for-ma/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/successful-swim-to-cockatoo-island-at-a-surprising-pace-thanks-rokasports-for-ma/</id>
    <updated>2016-11-20T01:23:57.000Z</updated>
    <published>2016-11-20T01:23:57.000Z</published>
    <summary>[RECOVERED FROM EVERNOTE reposition/edit as needed] its and R1 goggles!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Beautiful day for a race. Getting into my mental calm place. #ggtc</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/beautiful-day-for-a-race-getting-into-my-mental-calm-place-ggtc/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/beautiful-day-for-a-race-getting-into-my-mental-calm-place-ggtc/</id>
    <updated>2016-10-23T14:13:31.000Z</updated>
    <published>2016-10-23T14:13:31.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Amazing time running with my niece and nephew today!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/amazing-time-running-with-my-niece-and-nephew-today/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/amazing-time-running-with-my-niece-and-nephew-today/</id>
    <updated>2016-09-18T01:55:22.000Z</updated>
    <published>2016-09-18T01:55:22.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ready to run across the bridge!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/ready-to-run-across-the-bridge/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/ready-to-run-across-the-bridge/</id>
    <updated>2016-09-18T01:02:29.000Z</updated>
    <published>2016-09-18T01:02:29.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>You guys! You guys! I met Jesse Thomas! (I'm a little triathlon starstruck.)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/you-guys-you-guys-i-met-jesse-thomas-im-a-little-triathlon-starstruck/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/you-guys-you-guys-i-met-jesse-thomas-im-a-little-triathlon-starstruck/</id>
    <updated>2016-09-12T02:56:28.000Z</updated>
    <published>2016-09-12T02:56:28.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>First in the water at Golden Gate Triathlon Club practice today!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/first-in-the-water-at-golden-gate-triathlon-club-practice-today/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/first-in-the-water-at-golden-gate-triathlon-club-practice-today/</id>
    <updated>2016-09-05T05:04:01.000Z</updated>
    <published>2016-09-05T05:04:01.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Beautiful view from a beautiful hike to dance with Matt Harding</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/beautiful-view-from-a-beautiful-hike-to-dance-with-matt-harding/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/beautiful-view-from-a-beautiful-hike-to-dance-with-matt-harding/</id>
    <updated>2016-07-09T23:52:02.000Z</updated>
    <published>2016-07-09T23:52:02.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This truck is... Stunning</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-truck-is-stunning/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-truck-is-stunning/</id>
    <updated>2016-02-28T18:32:45.000Z</updated>
    <published>2016-02-28T18:32:45.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ironman 70.3 Santa Cruz gets underway</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/ironman-703-santa-cruz-gets-underway/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/ironman-703-santa-cruz-gets-underway/</id>
    <updated>2015-09-13T14:03:50.000Z</updated>
    <published>2015-09-13T14:03:50.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Tower of the Hours</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/tower-of-the-hours/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/tower-of-the-hours/</id>
    <updated>2015-08-09T12:48:38.000Z</updated>
    <published>2015-08-09T12:48:38.000Z</published>
    <summary>Spain</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Never gets old</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/never-gets-old/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/never-gets-old/</id>
    <updated>2015-06-18T00:45:28.000Z</updated>
    <published>2015-06-18T00:45:28.000Z</published>
    <summary>That view tho</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Preparing to jump in and escape Alcatraz!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/preparing-to-jump-in-and-escape-alcatraz/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/preparing-to-jump-in-and-escape-alcatraz/</id>
    <updated>2015-05-10T18:51:30.000Z</updated>
    <published>2015-05-10T18:51:30.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Redundant</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/redundant/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/redundant/</id>
    <updated>2015-04-16T16:55:57.000Z</updated>
    <published>2015-04-16T16:55:57.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This is just a test</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-is-just-a-test/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-is-just-a-test/</id>
    <updated>2015-01-21T22:09:25.000Z</updated>
    <published>2015-01-21T22:09:25.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Triathlon - Supporting Bone Marrow Transplant Research</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/triathlon-supporting-bone-marrow-transplant-research/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/triathlon-supporting-bone-marrow-transplant-research/</id>
    <updated>2015-01-15T18:23:58.000Z</updated>
    <published>2015-01-15T18:23:58.000Z</published>
    <summary>I never thought I would do it. Heck, I never thought I COULD do it. I’ve always called myself a swimmer. Period. Well, until I decided to try skiing. Then I became a swimmer/skier. Because that is SO…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Superfluous quotation marks AND space Two-for-one!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/superfluous-quotation-marks-and-space-two-for-one/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/superfluous-quotation-marks-and-space-two-for-one/</id>
    <updated>2014-12-16T19:05:12.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-12-16T19:05:12.000Z</published>
    <summary>Auburn, CA</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I don't need additional reasons not to drink toilet water</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-dont-need-additional-reasons-not-to-drink-toilet-water/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-dont-need-additional-reasons-not-to-drink-toilet-water/</id>
    <updated>2014-12-08T02:40:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-12-08T02:40:39.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>In some cases, the nearest restroom may be behind you</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/in-some-cases-the-nearest-restroom-may-be-behind-you/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/in-some-cases-the-nearest-restroom-may-be-behind-you/</id>
    <updated>2014-09-29T00:50:11.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-09-29T00:50:11.000Z</published>
    <summary>Seen at San Francisco Zoo</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Another candidate for This Is Why You're Fat</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/another-candidate-for-this-is-why-youre-fat/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/another-candidate-for-this-is-why-youre-fat/</id>
    <updated>2014-09-06T23:31:16.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-09-06T23:31:16.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Are New and Classic mutually exclusive</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/are-new-and-classic-mutually-exclusive/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/are-new-and-classic-mutually-exclusive/</id>
    <updated>2014-09-06T23:31:15.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-09-06T23:31:15.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is a stopped people mover, at that moment, a people mover?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/is-a-stopped-people-mover-at-that-moment-a-people-mover/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/is-a-stopped-people-mover-at-that-moment-a-people-mover/</id>
    <updated>2014-09-06T23:31:15.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-09-06T23:31:15.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Some homeless in SF might have it pretty good</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/some-homeless-in-sf-might-have-it-pretty-good/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/some-homeless-in-sf-might-have-it-pretty-good/</id>
    <updated>2014-09-06T23:31:14.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-09-06T23:31:14.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cleverly-disguised vanity plate</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cleverly-disguised-vanity-plate/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cleverly-disguised-vanity-plate/</id>
    <updated>2014-09-06T23:31:04.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-09-06T23:31:04.000Z</published>
    <summary>(Hint: the zero is really an O)</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Great example of digging yourself into a hole</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/great-example-of-digging-yourself-into-a-hole/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/great-example-of-digging-yourself-into-a-hole/</id>
    <updated>2014-09-06T23:31:03.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-09-06T23:31:03.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Can you spot the superfluous comma?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/can-you-spot-the-superfluous-comma/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/can-you-spot-the-superfluous-comma/</id>
    <updated>2014-08-16T01:05:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-08-16T01:05:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>Plus, I am just not a fan of the word artisan. Especially when it should be &quot;artisanal&quot; here.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is artisan crafted gelato like Subway's sandwich artists</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/is-artisan-crafted-gelato-like-subways-sandwich-artists/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/is-artisan-crafted-gelato-like-subways-sandwich-artists/</id>
    <updated>2014-05-05T22:42:34.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-05-05T22:42:34.000Z</published>
    <summary>They probably spill a bit and charge extra for that messedup look.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>No matter what you buy, same instructions Put them in water</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/no-matter-what-you-buy-same-instructions-put-them-in-water/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/no-matter-what-you-buy-same-instructions-put-them-in-water/</id>
    <updated>2014-04-21T22:48:26.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-04-21T22:48:26.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>That's exactly how I categorize my food</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/thats-exactly-how-i-categorize-my-food/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/thats-exactly-how-i-categorize-my-food/</id>
    <updated>2014-04-10T18:07:37.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-04-10T18:07:37.000Z</published>
    <summary>Taken at Nojo, San Francisco</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Apparently Bogotá is a major pilates destination. Who knew</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/apparently-bogota-is-a-major-pilates-destination-who-knew/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/apparently-bogota-is-a-major-pilates-destination-who-knew/</id>
    <updated>2014-01-26T20:25:56.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-01-26T20:25:56.000Z</published>
    <summary>At Pilates Pro Works, Oakland (where one isn't surprised to see a pilates studio).</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>When vegetarians get kinky</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/when-vegetarians-get-kinky/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/when-vegetarians-get-kinky/</id>
    <updated>2014-01-22T04:17:46.000Z</updated>
    <published>2014-01-22T04:17:46.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Do you think the training cable car has extra wheels?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/do-you-think-the-training-cable-car-has-extra-wheels/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/do-you-think-the-training-cable-car-has-extra-wheels/</id>
    <updated>2013-12-09T18:25:03.000Z</updated>
    <published>2013-12-09T18:25:03.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Where the sidewalk ends</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/where-the-sidewalk-ends/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/where-the-sidewalk-ends/</id>
    <updated>2013-11-05T17:23:42.000Z</updated>
    <published>2013-11-05T17:23:42.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dog Accessories Have Gone Too Far</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/dog-accessories-have-gone-too-far/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/dog-accessories-have-gone-too-far/</id>
    <updated>2013-09-26T19:17:50.000Z</updated>
    <published>2013-09-26T19:17:50.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Lame ice cream truck</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/lame-ice-cream-truck/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/lame-ice-cream-truck/</id>
    <updated>2013-09-24T23:57:06.000Z</updated>
    <published>2013-09-24T23:57:06.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ok, now Bitcoin is scaring me</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/ok-now-bitcoin-is-scaring-me/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/ok-now-bitcoin-is-scaring-me/</id>
    <updated>2013-05-17T02:41:05.000Z</updated>
    <published>2013-05-17T02:41:05.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>When sign on cab says Call 911, I get nervous</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/when-sign-on-cab-says-call-911-i-get-nervous/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/when-sign-on-cab-says-call-911-i-get-nervous/</id>
    <updated>2013-03-02T19:35:10.000Z</updated>
    <published>2013-03-02T19:35:10.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The most disgusting thing I saw today... maybe this week</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-most-disgusting-thing-i-saw-today-maybe-this-week/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-most-disgusting-thing-i-saw-today-maybe-this-week/</id>
    <updated>2013-02-09T02:38:22.000Z</updated>
    <published>2013-02-09T02:38:22.000Z</published>
    <summary>If they start as pink slime, that's even worse.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Great idea. Spot the stupid typo?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/great-idea-spot-the-stupid-typo/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/great-idea-spot-the-stupid-typo/</id>
    <updated>2013-02-02T22:42:53.000Z</updated>
    <published>2013-02-02T22:42:53.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I disagree. But kudos on the good body-image.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-disagree-but-kudos-on-the-good-body-image/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-disagree-but-kudos-on-the-good-body-image/</id>
    <updated>2013-01-28T01:05:28.000Z</updated>
    <published>2013-01-28T01:05:28.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Many poke fun on Amazon. Few actually buy the Hutzler 5701B banana slicer!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/many-poke-fun-on-amazon-few-actually-buy-the-hutzler-5701b-banana-slicer/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/many-poke-fun-on-amazon-few-actually-buy-the-hutzler-5701b-banana-slicer/</id>
    <updated>2013-01-17T09:00:44.000Z</updated>
    <published>2013-01-17T09:00:44.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Pull your pants up. Or buy shorter pants.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/pull-your-pants-up-or-buy-shorter-pants/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/pull-your-pants-up-or-buy-shorter-pants/</id>
    <updated>2013-01-04T19:07:28.000Z</updated>
    <published>2013-01-04T19:07:28.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>That's not very nice. I hope he lives a long time.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/thats-not-very-nice-i-hope-he-lives-a-long-time/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/thats-not-very-nice-i-hope-he-lives-a-long-time/</id>
    <updated>2012-12-19T18:39:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-12-19T18:39:39.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Do I have to bring the tub or cup back each time?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/do-i-have-to-bring-the-tub-or-cup-back-each-time/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/do-i-have-to-bring-the-tub-or-cup-back-each-time/</id>
    <updated>2012-12-09T23:59:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-12-09T23:59:39.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I scared the door! It is also a jar.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-scared-the-door-it-is-also-a-jar/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-scared-the-door-it-is-also-a-jar/</id>
    <updated>2012-11-24T01:00:51.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-11-24T01:00:51.000Z</published>
    <summary>Sydney IMAX</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Great name for a greenhouse-gas-producing company</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/great-name-for-a-greenhouse-gas-producing-company/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/great-name-for-a-greenhouse-gas-producing-company/</id>
    <updated>2012-11-18T20:08:30.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-11-18T20:08:30.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cant we put this tree out of its misery?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cant-we-put-this-tree-out-of-its-misery/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cant-we-put-this-tree-out-of-its-misery/</id>
    <updated>2012-11-10T20:08:40.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-11-10T20:08:40.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>There must be a glass replacement in 72 hours service somewhere!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/there-must-be-a-glass-replacement-in-72-hours-service-somewhere/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/there-must-be-a-glass-replacement-in-72-hours-service-somewhere/</id>
    <updated>2012-11-06T22:06:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-11-06T22:06:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>I wish someone had put up a sign: Glass replacement in 72 hours.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>With today's gas prices, this could be a real problem</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/with-todays-gas-prices-this-could-be-a-real-problem/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/with-todays-gas-prices-this-could-be-a-real-problem/</id>
    <updated>2012-10-28T16:46:31.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-10-28T16:46:31.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The one screen I need... has a BSOD.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-one-screen-i-need-has-a-bsod/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-one-screen-i-need-has-a-bsod/</id>
    <updated>2012-10-26T21:33:42.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-10-26T21:33:42.000Z</published>
    <summary>SFO baggage claim monitors remind me how happy I am to be a Mac user.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>How much did you spend on that logo, USAToday?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/how-much-did-you-spend-on-that-logo-usatoday/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/how-much-did-you-spend-on-that-logo-usatoday/</id>
    <updated>2012-10-08T23:09:27.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-10-08T23:09:27.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Does Sudden stops are sometimes necessary mean nothing?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/does-sudden-stops-are-sometimes-necessary-mean-nothing/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/does-sudden-stops-are-sometimes-necessary-mean-nothing/</id>
    <updated>2012-10-04T15:26:18.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-10-04T15:26:18.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Bar Connecticut Yankee. Signs Giants and BoSox. Too many teams!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/bar-connecticut-yankee-signs-giants-and-bosox-too-many-teams/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/bar-connecticut-yankee-signs-giants-and-bosox-too-many-teams/</id>
    <updated>2012-09-29T01:33:59.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-09-29T01:33:59.000Z</published>
    <summary>A fan of all is a fan of none.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Haven't you always wanted an opoly?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/havent-you-always-wanted-an-opoly/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/havent-you-always-wanted-an-opoly/</id>
    <updated>2012-08-29T15:49:55.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-08-29T15:49:55.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mission Mannequins</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/mission-mannequins/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/mission-mannequins/</id>
    <updated>2012-08-29T15:46:57.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-08-29T15:46:57.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Subliminally sexual advertising Or is it just me</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/subliminally-sexual-advertising-or-is-it-just-me/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/subliminally-sexual-advertising-or-is-it-just-me/</id>
    <updated>2012-07-21T02:32:20.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-07-21T02:32:20.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Somebody doesn't want customers</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/somebody-doesnt-want-customers/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/somebody-doesnt-want-customers/</id>
    <updated>2012-06-28T14:08:46.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-06-28T14:08:46.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I have an idea for oral rehydration. It's called WATER.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-have-an-idea-for-oral-rehydration-its-called-water/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-have-an-idea-for-oral-rehydration-its-called-water/</id>
    <updated>2012-06-20T01:39:45.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-06-20T01:39:45.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>You want tech San Francisco has tech</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/you-want-tech-san-francisco-has-tech/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/you-want-tech-san-francisco-has-tech/</id>
    <updated>2012-06-16T21:33:50.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-06-16T21:33:50.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>No cigarettes on the bus. Weed is okay</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/no-cigarettes-on-the-bus-weed-is-okay/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/no-cigarettes-on-the-bus-weed-is-okay/</id>
    <updated>2012-06-11T00:34:27.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-06-11T00:34:27.000Z</published>
    <summary>And nobody seems to care.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Soy in Fishermen's Wharf</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/soy-in-fishermens-wharf/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/soy-in-fishermens-wharf/</id>
    <updated>2012-05-25T18:40:27.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-05-25T18:40:27.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This restaurant is unsinkable!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-restaurant-is-unsinkable/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-restaurant-is-unsinkable/</id>
    <updated>2012-05-11T16:49:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-05-11T16:49:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Wandered to Southwest gates at SLC. Nice power options!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/wandered-to-southwest-gates-at-slc-nice-power-options/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/wandered-to-southwest-gates-at-slc-nice-power-options/</id>
    <updated>2012-04-29T14:28:42.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-04-29T14:28:42.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I'm probably too close to be taking this photo. Dangerous!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/im-probably-too-close-to-be-taking-this-photo-dangerous/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/im-probably-too-close-to-be-taking-this-photo-dangerous/</id>
    <updated>2012-04-04T19:32:37.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-04-04T19:32:37.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sounds like good advice. Just don't do it while parking.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/sounds-like-good-advice-just-dont-do-it-while-parking/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/sounds-like-good-advice-just-dont-do-it-while-parking/</id>
    <updated>2012-04-02T16:48:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-04-02T16:48:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Taking a photo of anything invisible is a feat!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/taking-a-photo-of-anything-invisible-is-a-feat/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/taking-a-photo-of-anything-invisible-is-a-feat/</id>
    <updated>2012-03-18T16:58:57.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-03-18T16:58:57.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Interesting way to increase product demand</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/interesting-way-to-increase-product-demand/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/interesting-way-to-increase-product-demand/</id>
    <updated>2012-03-12T22:37:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-03-12T22:37:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Celebrating Reagan's centennial the way he would have wanted it</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/celebrating-reagans-centennial-the-way-he-would-have-wanted-it/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/celebrating-reagans-centennial-the-way-he-would-have-wanted-it/</id>
    <updated>2012-03-06T17:33:17.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-03-06T17:33:17.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>San Francisco #Linsanity</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/san-francisco-linsanity/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/san-francisco-linsanity/</id>
    <updated>2012-03-03T01:24:28.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-03-03T01:24:28.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Jewish YouTube</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/jewish-youtube/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/jewish-youtube/</id>
    <updated>2012-02-27T16:54:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-02-27T16:54:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ski orgy</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/ski-orgy/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/ski-orgy/</id>
    <updated>2012-02-18T21:03:35.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-02-18T21:03:35.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>His real name is Cloudscape. (Chicago joke)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/his-real-name-is-cloudscape-chicago-joke/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/his-real-name-is-cloudscape-chicago-joke/</id>
    <updated>2012-02-15T17:00:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-02-15T17:00:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Huey, Dewey, and Louie!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/huey-dewey-and-louie/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/huey-dewey-and-louie/</id>
    <updated>2012-02-11T16:31:22.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-02-11T16:31:22.000Z</published>
    <summary>Love ya, Click and Clack!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Global Warming. The only way to win is not to play</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/global-warming-the-only-way-to-win-is-not-to-play/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/global-warming-the-only-way-to-win-is-not-to-play/</id>
    <updated>2012-02-10T21:18:05.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-02-10T21:18:05.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Who wants to pay for my parking?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/who-wants-to-pay-for-my-parking/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/who-wants-to-pay-for-my-parking/</id>
    <updated>2012-02-09T20:55:20.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-02-09T20:55:20.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Please re-caption the fitness center logo</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/please-re-caption-the-fitness-center-logo/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/please-re-caption-the-fitness-center-logo/</id>
    <updated>2012-01-22T05:17:41.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-01-22T05:17:41.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>SFO is clearly in NorCal</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/sfo-is-clearly-in-norcal/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/sfo-is-clearly-in-norcal/</id>
    <updated>2012-01-20T13:45:45.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-01-20T13:45:45.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Even child car seats have upholders!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/even-child-car-seats-have-upholders/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/even-child-car-seats-have-upholders/</id>
    <updated>2012-01-16T00:02:19.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-01-16T00:02:19.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>You put the limes with the coconuts...</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/you-put-the-limes-with-the-coconuts/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/you-put-the-limes-with-the-coconuts/</id>
    <updated>2012-01-15T22:44:25.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-01-15T22:44:25.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I want to go in. Would someone please re-enable access?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-want-to-go-in-would-someone-please-re-enable-access/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-want-to-go-in-would-someone-please-re-enable-access/</id>
    <updated>2012-01-11T02:56:26.000Z</updated>
    <published>2012-01-11T02:56:26.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Assuming store displays are purposeful, explain chocolate pudding and tampons?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/assuming-store-displays-are-purposeful-explain-chocolate-pudding-and-tampons/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/assuming-store-displays-are-purposeful-explain-chocolate-pudding-and-tampons/</id>
    <updated>2011-12-31T00:09:29.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-12-31T00:09:29.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Thank you for the holiday sweater, Makers Mark!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/thank-you-for-the-holiday-sweater-makers-mark/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/thank-you-for-the-holiday-sweater-makers-mark/</id>
    <updated>2011-12-12T23:50:50.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-12-12T23:50:50.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I think Hershey's does it better</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-think-hersheys-does-it-better/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-think-hersheys-does-it-better/</id>
    <updated>2011-12-11T22:45:32.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-12-11T22:45:32.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Nostradamus of plastic wrap</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-nostradamus-of-plastic-wrap/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-nostradamus-of-plastic-wrap/</id>
    <updated>2011-11-29T23:42:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-11-29T23:42:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Thank you, United. Don't mind if I do!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/thank-you-united-dont-mind-if-i-do/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/thank-you-united-dont-mind-if-i-do/</id>
    <updated>2011-11-22T06:08:34.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-11-22T06:08:34.000Z</published>
    <summary>Flight to Sydney should be nice. Never mind the ironic hipster sitting next to me.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>If only bees could read...</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/if-only-bees-could-read/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/if-only-bees-could-read/</id>
    <updated>2011-11-16T17:26:17.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-11-16T17:26:17.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Most stupid, oxymoronic museum name ever</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/most-stupid-oxymoronic-museum-name-ever/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/most-stupid-oxymoronic-museum-name-ever/</id>
    <updated>2011-11-11T03:07:04.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-11-11T03:07:04.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>My Gmail fan-boy thing may be getting out of hand</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/my-gmail-fan-boy-thing-may-be-getting-out-of-hand/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/my-gmail-fan-boy-thing-may-be-getting-out-of-hand/</id>
    <updated>2011-11-07T06:26:15.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-11-07T06:26:15.000Z</published>
    <summary>Bought the stickers at the Google company store. Love!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Adding to the oxymoron collection</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/adding-to-the-oxymoron-collection/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/adding-to-the-oxymoron-collection/</id>
    <updated>2011-11-05T14:30:20.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-11-05T14:30:20.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The two greatest foods in the universe together</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-two-greatest-foods-in-the-universe-together/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-two-greatest-foods-in-the-universe-together/</id>
    <updated>2011-10-10T05:31:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-10-10T05:31:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>DD coffee with InnOut. Yeah!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Finish the project or remove the sign. Either way, #SanFranFail</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/finish-the-project-or-remove-the-sign-either-way-sanfranfail/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/finish-the-project-or-remove-the-sign-either-way-sanfranfail/</id>
    <updated>2011-10-07T19:19:56.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-10-07T19:19:56.000Z</published>
    <summary>August 2011? Sad.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Bank of America building bear looks like Godzilla wannabe</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/bank-of-america-building-bear-looks-like-godzilla-wannabe/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/bank-of-america-building-bear-looks-like-godzilla-wannabe/</id>
    <updated>2011-10-07T18:56:47.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-10-07T18:56:47.000Z</published>
    <summary>I wonder what the story is here.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sporting @salesforce MVP cufflinks today</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/sporting-salesforce-mvp-cufflinks-today/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/sporting-salesforce-mvp-cufflinks-today/</id>
    <updated>2011-10-06T17:29:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-10-06T17:29:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cufflinks turned out pretty well, I'd say. #chrome</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cufflinks-turned-out-pretty-well-id-say-chrome/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cufflinks-turned-out-pretty-well-id-say-chrome/</id>
    <updated>2011-10-03T18:15:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-10-03T18:15:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Let's play Guess David's Next Art Project</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/lets-play-guess-davids-next-art-project/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/lets-play-guess-davids-next-art-project/</id>
    <updated>2011-09-27T18:42:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-09-27T18:42:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>These are going to be legendary!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is this where babies come from?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/is-this-where-babies-come-from/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/is-this-where-babies-come-from/</id>
    <updated>2011-09-27T15:44:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-09-27T15:44:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>How does this encourage me to buy more?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/how-does-this-encourage-me-to-buy-more/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/how-does-this-encourage-me-to-buy-more/</id>
    <updated>2011-09-15T16:44:41.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-09-15T16:44:41.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>One of these octopi was breakfast</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/one-of-these-octopi-was-breakfast/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/one-of-these-octopi-was-breakfast/</id>
    <updated>2011-09-13T15:25:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-09-13T15:25:09.000Z</published>
    <summary>Thank you, Jeff Grosse, for the pin and the can. I gave the trivet to a friend who is obsessed with octopi.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>It's ice cream. For athletes.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/its-ice-cream-for-athletes/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/its-ice-cream-for-athletes/</id>
    <updated>2011-09-05T22:58:37.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-09-05T22:58:37.000Z</published>
    <summary>Sometimes, marketing scares me.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Can't you read</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cant-you-read/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cant-you-read/</id>
    <updated>2011-09-04T01:59:54.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-09-04T01:59:54.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is that the Barbie SUV?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/is-that-the-barbie-suv/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/is-that-the-barbie-suv/</id>
    <updated>2011-08-27T17:05:43.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-08-27T17:05:43.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I spray it ON my food, and then I won't want to eat it That's wasting food!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-spray-it-on-my-food-and-then-i-wont-want-to-eat-it-thats-wasting-food/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-spray-it-on-my-food-and-then-i-wont-want-to-eat-it-thats-wasting-food/</id>
    <updated>2011-08-26T23:46:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-08-26T23:46:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>I wonder how it works does it taste bad? And why is Cheryl Burke sponsoring it?</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This must not be a REAL warning</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-must-not-be-a-real-warning/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-must-not-be-a-real-warning/</id>
    <updated>2011-08-25T23:54:08.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-08-25T23:54:08.000Z</published>
    <summary>Love the signs on SF muni buses.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Something's just a little off with this Starbucks picture</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/somethings-just-a-little-off-with-this-starbucks-picture/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/somethings-just-a-little-off-with-this-starbucks-picture/</id>
    <updated>2011-08-21T00:45:55.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-08-21T00:45:55.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sequined Keds Awesome!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/sequined-keds-awesome/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/sequined-keds-awesome/</id>
    <updated>2011-08-17T20:25:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-08-17T20:25:24.000Z</published>
    <summary>I love San Francisco!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Heard of a half-bath. Quarter Half a toilet</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/heard-of-a-half-bath-quarter-half-a-toilet/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/heard-of-a-half-bath-quarter-half-a-toilet/</id>
    <updated>2011-08-14T16:02:15.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-08-14T16:02:15.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ironic Juxtaposition one protects your data; the other leaks it</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/ironic-juxtaposition-one-protects-your-data-the-other-leaks-it/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/ironic-juxtaposition-one-protects-your-data-the-other-leaks-it/</id>
    <updated>2011-08-13T20:37:36.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-08-13T20:37:36.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Afraid those statues will jump?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/afraid-those-statues-will-jump/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/afraid-those-statues-will-jump/</id>
    <updated>2011-08-13T20:36:47.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-08-13T20:36:47.000Z</published>
    <summary>Why do they need a railing?</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Anybody know the proper way to grill cucumber?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/anybody-know-the-proper-way-to-grill-cucumber/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/anybody-know-the-proper-way-to-grill-cucumber/</id>
    <updated>2011-07-30T00:32:52.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-07-30T00:32:52.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Big Sur Sykes Hot Springs hike this weekend. PAIN!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/big-sur-sykes-hot-springs-hike-this-weekend-pain/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/big-sur-sykes-hot-springs-hike-this-weekend-pain/</id>
    <updated>2011-07-25T15:53:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-07-25T15:53:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Heading to Big Sur. With the proper headgear. cc @reidcarlberg</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/heading-to-big-sur-with-the-proper-headgear-cc-reidcarlberg/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/heading-to-big-sur-with-the-proper-headgear-cc-reidcarlberg/</id>
    <updated>2011-07-23T02:30:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-07-23T02:30:39.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Another homophone for my collection</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/another-homophone-for-my-collection/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/another-homophone-for-my-collection/</id>
    <updated>2011-07-04T17:59:30.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-07-04T17:59:30.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Amazon is releasing the NEW New Testament I'd love to see a changelog</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/amazon-is-releasing-the-new-new-testament-id-love-to-see-a-changelog/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/amazon-is-releasing-the-new-new-testament-id-love-to-see-a-changelog/</id>
    <updated>2011-06-29T18:57:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-06-29T18:57:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>Perhaps some new information has come to light?</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hooray! Graduation day!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/hooray-graduation-day/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/hooray-graduation-day/</id>
    <updated>2011-06-17T15:13:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-06-17T15:13:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>I look like Harry Potter!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Will these graduation robes make me look fat And-or like Barney</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/will-these-graduation-robes-make-me-look-fat-and-or-like-barney/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/will-these-graduation-robes-make-me-look-fat-and-or-like-barney/</id>
    <updated>2011-06-16T17:42:30.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-06-16T17:42:30.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>At SFO, the red zone is for loading and unloading only...</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/at-sfo-the-red-zone-is-for-loading-and-unloading-only/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/at-sfo-the-red-zone-is-for-loading-and-unloading-only/</id>
    <updated>2011-06-08T16:06:02.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-06-08T16:06:02.000Z</published>
    <summary>Please do not park in the white zone.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Salvation Army donation... Gets you nothing at @DunkinDonuts</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/salvation-army-donation-gets-you-nothing-at-dunkindonuts/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/salvation-army-donation-gets-you-nothing-at-dunkindonuts/</id>
    <updated>2011-06-03T16:51:33.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-06-03T16:51:33.000Z</published>
    <summary>Speechless. But who's gonna sue the Salvation Army?</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Guess where I'm going tomorrow</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/guess-where-im-going-tomorrow/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/guess-where-im-going-tomorrow/</id>
    <updated>2011-06-01T19:13:52.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-06-01T19:13:52.000Z</published>
    <summary>Sadly, one of the things I'm most looking forward to is Dunkin Donuts.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>No vehicles allowed, but a speed limit?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/no-vehicles-allowed-but-a-speed-limit/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/no-vehicles-allowed-but-a-speed-limit/</id>
    <updated>2011-05-31T00:58:11.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-05-31T00:58:11.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Secure an iPod Touch with... Smucker's Apricot Simply Fruit?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/secure-an-ipod-touch-with-smuckers-apricot-simply-fruit/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/secure-an-ipod-touch-with-smuckers-apricot-simply-fruit/</id>
    <updated>2011-05-20T15:02:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-05-20T15:02:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>Amazon.com, this is just weird.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Bin Laden's current location (Too soon)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/bin-ladens-current-location-too-soon/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/bin-ladens-current-location-too-soon/</id>
    <updated>2011-05-17T18:50:08.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-05-17T18:50:08.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Some won't drink that. It's girly water. Weird.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/some-wont-drink-that-its-girly-water-weird/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/some-wont-drink-that-its-girly-water-weird/</id>
    <updated>2011-05-14T17:05:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-05-14T17:05:24.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Seen in Sydney. Is Espressa coffee for women only</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/seen-in-sydney-is-espressa-coffee-for-women-only/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/seen-in-sydney-is-espressa-coffee-for-women-only/</id>
    <updated>2011-05-13T19:37:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-05-13T19:37:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Beer Gas just doesn't sound appetizing</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/beer-gas-just-doesnt-sound-appetizing/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/beer-gas-just-doesnt-sound-appetizing/</id>
    <updated>2011-05-13T03:56:57.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-05-13T03:56:57.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Perfect Royal Wedding Photo - Disney's Cinderella, Indeed!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/perfect-royal-wedding-photo-disneys-cinderella-indeed/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/perfect-royal-wedding-photo-disneys-cinderella-indeed/</id>
    <updated>2011-05-13T01:15:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-05-13T01:15:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>Credit to whoever did this found it being passed around Facebook.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I admit I thought it was spelled Whiffle Ball</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-admit-i-thought-it-was-spelled-whiffle-ball/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-admit-i-thought-it-was-spelled-whiffle-ball/</id>
    <updated>2011-05-05T17:09:14.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-05-05T17:09:14.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This Tiburon store caters to the frat guys</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-tiburon-store-caters-to-the-frat-guys/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-tiburon-store-caters-to-the-frat-guys/</id>
    <updated>2011-05-01T23:27:26.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-05-01T23:27:26.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Praying this works for American food as well</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/praying-this-works-for-american-food-as-well/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/praying-this-works-for-american-food-as-well/</id>
    <updated>2011-04-30T23:03:31.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-04-30T23:03:31.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>SFO vending machine. For those with Mile-High Club aspirations.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/sfo-vending-machine-for-those-with-mile-high-club-aspirations/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/sfo-vending-machine-for-those-with-mile-high-club-aspirations/</id>
    <updated>2011-04-24T18:55:25.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-04-24T18:55:25.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Looks like gladiator-style sandals have gone a bit too far</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/looks-like-gladiator-style-sandals-have-gone-a-bit-too-far/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/looks-like-gladiator-style-sandals-have-gone-a-bit-too-far/</id>
    <updated>2011-04-22T16:35:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-04-22T16:35:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>There's a market for almost everything, I suppose</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/theres-a-market-for-almost-everything-i-suppose/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/theres-a-market-for-almost-everything-i-suppose/</id>
    <updated>2011-04-18T01:54:52.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-04-18T01:54:52.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Oracle's other racing team?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/oracles-other-racing-team/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/oracles-other-racing-team/</id>
    <updated>2011-04-09T20:48:50.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-04-09T20:48:50.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Some want to outlaw paper shopping bags in SF, but THIS is okay??</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/some-want-to-outlaw-paper-shopping-bags-in-sf-but-this-is-okay/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/some-want-to-outlaw-paper-shopping-bags-in-sf-but-this-is-okay/</id>
    <updated>2011-04-07T15:39:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-04-07T15:39:39.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Scavenger Hunt in Santa Rosa</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/scavenger-hunt-in-santa-rosa/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/scavenger-hunt-in-santa-rosa/</id>
    <updated>2011-04-04T00:29:38.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-04-04T00:29:38.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This can't be legal! What if Moscone were a dance club?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-cant-be-legal-what-if-moscone-were-a-dance-club/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-cant-be-legal-what-if-moscone-were-a-dance-club/</id>
    <updated>2011-03-30T20:35:51.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-03-30T20:35:51.000Z</published>
    <summary>Chaining the doors so the geeks at w2e can't get out. Dangerous!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hope it's half-price but full-dry.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/hope-its-half-price-but-full-dry/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/hope-its-half-price-but-full-dry/</id>
    <updated>2011-03-28T23:16:12.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-03-28T23:16:12.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Page Not Found - Who cares! They use Salesforce, so I'll support them</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/page-not-found-who-cares-they-use-salesforce-so-ill-support-them/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/page-not-found-who-cares-they-use-salesforce-so-ill-support-them/</id>
    <updated>2011-03-27T20:05:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-03-27T20:05:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>WHOLE snapper I think you're missing a few parts!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/whole-snapper-i-think-youre-missing-a-few-parts/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/whole-snapper-i-think-youre-missing-a-few-parts/</id>
    <updated>2011-03-23T17:13:20.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-03-23T17:13:20.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Bike sharing in DC. With flash, looks like Tron LightCycles!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/bike-sharing-in-dc-with-flash-looks-like-tron-lightcycles/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/bike-sharing-in-dc-with-flash-looks-like-tron-lightcycles/</id>
    <updated>2011-03-15T17:46:27.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-03-15T17:46:27.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Reason 219 to work from home or use public transportation!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/reason-219-to-work-from-home-or-use-public-transportation/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/reason-219-to-work-from-home-or-use-public-transportation/</id>
    <updated>2011-03-10T18:16:20.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-03-10T18:16:20.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Awesome Sol LeWitt installation at THEhotel at Mandalay Bay</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/awesome-sol-lewitt-installation-at-thehotel-at-mandalay-bay/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/awesome-sol-lewitt-installation-at-thehotel-at-mandalay-bay/</id>
    <updated>2011-03-07T22:28:19.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-03-07T22:28:19.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What's a group of TSA agents A gaggle A mindless mob</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/whats-a-group-of-tsa-agents-a-gaggle-a-mindless-mob/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/whats-a-group-of-tsa-agents-a-gaggle-a-mindless-mob/</id>
    <updated>2011-03-05T20:21:25.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-03-05T20:21:25.000Z</published>
    <summary>Las Vegas airport</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Vibram's new competition</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/vibrams-new-competition/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/vibrams-new-competition/</id>
    <updated>2011-03-04T22:40:27.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-03-04T22:40:27.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Accuracy10 Usability0 (When nerds write floor signs.)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/accuracy10-usability0-when-nerds-write-floor-signs/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/accuracy10-usability0-when-nerds-write-floor-signs/</id>
    <updated>2011-02-20T20:21:38.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-02-20T20:21:38.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is this In-N-Out or a law firm?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/is-this-in-n-out-or-a-law-firm/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/is-this-in-n-out-or-a-law-firm/</id>
    <updated>2011-02-12T22:28:27.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-02-12T22:28:27.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Target's version of a fat tax More fabric = more money</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/targets-version-of-a-fat-tax-more-fabric-more-money/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/targets-version-of-a-fat-tax-more-fabric-more-money/</id>
    <updated>2011-02-12T19:19:19.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-02-12T19:19:19.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This invites the question Which beers DO contain lard</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-invites-the-question-which-beers-do-contain-lard/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-invites-the-question-which-beers-do-contain-lard/</id>
    <updated>2011-02-10T18:10:14.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-02-10T18:10:14.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>PBR and Rock Hill Farms at Whiskey Thieves with Marco</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/pbr-and-rock-hill-farms-at-whiskey-thieves-with-marco/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/pbr-and-rock-hill-farms-at-whiskey-thieves-with-marco/</id>
    <updated>2011-02-05T04:34:51.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-02-05T04:34:51.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>My cousin's Steve Jobs illustration for MAD Magazine!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/my-cousins-steve-jobs-illustration-for-mad-magazine/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/my-cousins-steve-jobs-illustration-for-mad-magazine/</id>
    <updated>2011-01-31T23:19:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-01-31T23:19:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>My cousin Anton has MAD illustration skillz! (Yeah, pun intended...)</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sounds like a warning on a koala cage</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/sounds-like-a-warning-on-a-koala-cage/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/sounds-like-a-warning-on-a-koala-cage/</id>
    <updated>2011-01-26T03:29:54.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-01-26T03:29:54.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Yahoo Chatter Scatter on the bus stop. Thank you, @Salesforce, for not being patent trolls.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/yahoo-chatter-scatter-on-the-bus-stop-thank-you-salesforce-for-not-being-patent-/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/yahoo-chatter-scatter-on-the-bus-stop-thank-you-salesforce-for-not-being-patent-/</id>
    <updated>2011-01-25T03:05:44.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-01-25T03:05:44.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Unfortunate product placement - never gets old</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/unfortunate-product-placement-never-gets-old/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/unfortunate-product-placement-never-gets-old/</id>
    <updated>2011-01-24T07:47:18.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-01-24T07:47:18.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Meta-Meta Art</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/meta-meta-art/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/meta-meta-art/</id>
    <updated>2011-01-20T23:21:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-01-20T23:21:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>Chuck Close is one of my favorite artists. Chuck Close makes his art by painting minidesigns, creating a collage of the face of someone he knows. Molly B Right used bottle caps to make a portrait of…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>One day I'll be as good as Scott Barlow. Until then, this is pretty good.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/one-day-ill-be-as-good-as-scott-barlow-until-then-this-is-pretty-good/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/one-day-ill-be-as-good-as-scott-barlow-until-then-this-is-pretty-good/</id>
    <updated>2011-01-16T11:52:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-01-16T11:52:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>My Australian thongs</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/my-australian-thongs/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/my-australian-thongs/</id>
    <updated>2011-01-14T05:43:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-01-14T05:43:09.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shoemaker's kids have no shoes,and carpenter's house needs repairs.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/shoemakers-kids-have-no-shoes-and-carpenters-house-needs-repairs/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/shoemakers-kids-have-no-shoes-and-carpenters-house-needs-repairs/</id>
    <updated>2011-01-13T05:39:58.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-01-13T05:39:58.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Maybe @benioff can bring @salesforce to One Market in Sydney as well (tho current digs are very cool).</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/maybe-benioff-can-bring-salesforce-to-one-market-in-sydney-as-well-tho-current-d/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/maybe-benioff-can-bring-salesforce-to-one-market-in-sydney-as-well-tho-current-d/</id>
    <updated>2011-01-09T10:07:57.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-01-09T10:07:57.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>My ride just got here; darn, I forgot my flippy-floppies!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/my-ride-just-got-here-darn-i-forgot-my-flippy-floppies/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/my-ride-just-got-here-darn-i-forgot-my-flippy-floppies/</id>
    <updated>2011-01-09T06:35:22.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-01-09T06:35:22.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Inspired by @barl0w, scoutingphotography locations for night portraits</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/inspired-by-barl0w-scoutingphotography-locations-for-night-portraits/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/inspired-by-barl0w-scoutingphotography-locations-for-night-portraits/</id>
    <updated>2011-01-08T04:28:16.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-01-08T04:28:16.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Protected bike lane in Sydney. Great idea!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/protected-bike-lane-in-sydney-great-idea/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/protected-bike-lane-in-sydney-great-idea/</id>
    <updated>2011-01-07T02:45:05.000Z</updated>
    <published>2011-01-07T02:45:05.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Okay, I love animals too, but this is too far!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/okay-i-love-animals-too-but-this-is-too-far/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/okay-i-love-animals-too-but-this-is-too-far/</id>
    <updated>2010-12-29T21:27:34.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-12-29T21:27:34.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Soft Peanut Brittle oxymoron</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/soft-peanut-brittle-oxymoron/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/soft-peanut-brittle-oxymoron/</id>
    <updated>2010-12-24T23:32:38.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-12-24T23:32:38.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Two places I didn't think Santa could go</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/two-places-i-didnt-think-santa-could-go/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/two-places-i-didnt-think-santa-could-go/</id>
    <updated>2010-12-24T19:39:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-12-24T19:39:24.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Thanks for the balls, Makers Mark. (Spherical ice cubes)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/thanks-for-the-balls-makers-mark-spherical-ice-cubes/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/thanks-for-the-balls-makers-mark-spherical-ice-cubes/</id>
    <updated>2010-12-24T02:45:25.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-12-24T02:45:25.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Pumpkin Spice! Vanilla Nut! This is insane! (love you, @DunkinDonuts)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/pumpkin-spice-vanilla-nut-this-is-insane-love-you-dunkindonuts/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/pumpkin-spice-vanilla-nut-this-is-insane-love-you-dunkindonuts/</id>
    <updated>2010-12-12T04:54:14.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-12-12T04:54:14.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>It doesn't get any better than this!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/it-doesnt-get-any-better-than-this/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/it-doesnt-get-any-better-than-this/</id>
    <updated>2010-12-08T05:52:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-12-08T05:52:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>DJ spinning at #df10 keynote!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/dj-spinning-at-df10-keynote/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/dj-spinning-at-df10-keynote/</id>
    <updated>2010-12-07T16:19:36.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-12-07T16:19:36.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Good morning, Blue Bottle awesomeness!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/good-morning-blue-bottle-awesomeness/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/good-morning-blue-bottle-awesomeness/</id>
    <updated>2010-12-07T15:11:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-12-07T15:11:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Moscone transforms. #df10 is coming</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/moscone-transforms-df10-is-coming/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/moscone-transforms-df10-is-coming/</id>
    <updated>2010-12-03T05:19:48.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-12-03T05:19:48.000Z</published>
    <summary>Dreamforce 2010 is almost here.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>O'Hare escalators. Brought to you by Hampton Inn. Geez.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/ohare-escalators-brought-to-you-by-hampton-inn-geez/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/ohare-escalators-brought-to-you-by-hampton-inn-geez/</id>
    <updated>2010-11-23T17:50:52.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-11-23T17:50:52.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cigar area sponsored by Johnnie Walker. At a wine event. #sfvintners</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cigar-area-sponsored-by-johnnie-walker-at-a-wine-event-sfvintners/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cigar-area-sponsored-by-johnnie-walker-at-a-wine-event-sfvintners/</id>
    <updated>2010-11-21T22:26:41.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-11-21T22:26:41.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>While I'm at it, what's wrong with her leg?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/while-im-at-it-whats-wrong-with-her-leg/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/while-im-at-it-whats-wrong-with-her-leg/</id>
    <updated>2010-11-09T21:05:29.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-11-09T21:05:29.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Since when are plastic soda bottles collector items?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/since-when-are-plastic-soda-bottles-collector-items/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/since-when-are-plastic-soda-bottles-collector-items/</id>
    <updated>2010-11-09T20:56:59.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-11-09T20:56:59.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>They don't sell hot tubs. What DOES happen in there?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/they-dont-sell-hot-tubs-what-does-happen-in-there/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/they-dont-sell-hot-tubs-what-does-happen-in-there/</id>
    <updated>2010-11-04T16:09:25.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-11-04T16:09:25.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Colin Delaney action figure looks like Tim Lincecum sfgiants</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/colin-delaney-action-figure-looks-like-tim-lincecum-sfgiants/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/colin-delaney-action-figure-looks-like-tim-lincecum-sfgiants/</id>
    <updated>2010-11-02T23:08:53.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-11-02T23:08:53.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>At this IAH store they sell genuine bullshit</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/at-this-store-they-sell-genuine-bullshit-iah/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/at-this-store-they-sell-genuine-bullshit-iah/</id>
    <updated>2010-10-26T22:06:52.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-10-26T22:06:52.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Welcome to Houston Airport</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/welcome-to-houston-airport/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/welcome-to-houston-airport/</id>
    <updated>2010-10-26T21:36:36.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-10-26T21:36:36.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>HEAVEN! (@DunkinDonuts, FLL airport)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/heaven-dunkindonuts-fll-airport/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/heaven-dunkindonuts-fll-airport/</id>
    <updated>2010-10-23T20:43:35.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-10-23T20:43:35.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>When going to Ft Lauderdale, one should dress like CSI Miami (Yeeeeeaaahh!!) cc @nikpanter</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/when-going-to-ft-lauderdale-one-should-dress-like-csi-miami-yeeeeeaaahh-cc-nikpa/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/when-going-to-ft-lauderdale-one-should-dress-like-csi-miami-yeeeeeaaahh-cc-nikpa/</id>
    <updated>2010-10-23T00:31:46.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-10-23T00:31:46.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Just can't get enough!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/just-cant-get-enough/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/just-cant-get-enough/</id>
    <updated>2010-10-21T20:37:47.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-10-21T20:37:47.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Even on a cloudy day, it's a beautiful bridge</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/even-on-a-cloudy-day-its-a-beautiful-bridge/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/even-on-a-cloudy-day-its-a-beautiful-bridge/</id>
    <updated>2010-10-21T20:08:29.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-10-21T20:08:29.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hawaiian Punch for NorCal helicopter parents</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/hawaiian-punch-for-norcal-helicopter-parents/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/hawaiian-punch-for-norcal-helicopter-parents/</id>
    <updated>2010-10-17T22:52:54.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-10-17T22:52:54.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Women also know not to paint in nice clothes</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/women-also-know-not-to-paint-in-nice-clothes/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/women-also-know-not-to-paint-in-nice-clothes/</id>
    <updated>2010-10-16T17:38:41.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-10-16T17:38:41.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Holy tax cuts! This is a SF bus stop! (Yes, that's all there is to it.)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/holy-tax-cuts-this-is-a-sf-bus-stop-yes-thats-all-there-is-to-it/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/holy-tax-cuts-this-is-a-sf-bus-stop-yes-thats-all-there-is-to-it/</id>
    <updated>2010-10-11T16:04:59.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-10-11T16:04:59.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Blue Angels</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-blue-angels/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-blue-angels/</id>
    <updated>2010-10-09T22:28:47.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-10-09T22:28:47.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A dachshund retriever</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/a-dachshund-retriever/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/a-dachshund-retriever/</id>
    <updated>2010-10-09T17:33:14.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-10-09T17:33:14.000Z</published>
    <summary>Seriously, this dog is better at getting the ball and catching it in the air than most goldens I know.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Did they switch the Right and Stop hand-signals?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/did-they-switch-the-right-and-stop-hand-signals/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/did-they-switch-the-right-and-stop-hand-signals/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-25T22:50:25.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-25T22:50:25.000Z</published>
    <summary>Growing up, comic books had these biking handsignals on ad pages. And I distinctly remember thinking how cool it was that one could signal &quot;right&quot; with my left hand just by holding my hand downward.…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I've never before seen a marker with instructions</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/ive-never-before-seen-a-marker-with-instructions/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/ive-never-before-seen-a-marker-with-instructions/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-23T22:59:49.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-23T22:59:49.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Yes, it's a Mac. Yes, it's a blue screen.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/yes-its-a-mac-yes-its-a-blue-screen/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/yes-its-a-mac-yes-its-a-blue-screen/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-23T21:04:05.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-23T21:04:05.000Z</published>
    <summary>Ugh.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Salesforce giveaway goes green with a blue car</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/salesforce-giveaway-goes-green-with-a-blue-car/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/salesforce-giveaway-goes-green-with-a-blue-car/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-21T01:33:50.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-21T01:33:50.000Z</published>
    <summary>I wouldn't mind a Lexus hybrid SUV! They take off the custom design, though. Probably wouldn't be good to be caught breaking the law (not that I would!) in a salesforce.combranded car.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Salesforce Gelato - Light and Airy, I'm sure!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/salesforce-gelato-light-and-airy-im-sure/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/salesforce-gelato-light-and-airy-im-sure/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-20T20:07:40.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-20T20:07:40.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Oracle requires hardware AND software. Salesforce: the Un-Oracle</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/oracle-requires-hardware-and-software-salesforce-the-un-oracle/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/oracle-requires-hardware-and-software-salesforce-the-un-oracle/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-20T19:50:36.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-20T19:50:36.000Z</published>
    <summary>Seen at Oracle Open World 2010</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Please tell me this isn't a typo</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/please-tell-me-this-isnt-a-typo/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/please-tell-me-this-isnt-a-typo/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-20T02:37:58.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-20T02:37:58.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This is not Circuit City</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-is-not-circuit-city/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-is-not-circuit-city/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-19T05:50:21.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-19T05:50:21.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This billboard has a limited audience</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-billboard-has-a-limited-audience/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-billboard-has-a-limited-audience/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-15T14:28:34.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-15T14:28:34.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NYC cab version of BSOD?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/nyc-cab-version-of-bsod/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/nyc-cab-version-of-bsod/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-15T01:15:56.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-15T01:15:56.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Waiting for me in my hotel room. I love @StarwoodBuzz Hotels! (Sheraton JFK)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/waiting-for-me-in-my-hotel-room-i-love-starwoodbuzz-hotels-sheraton-jfk/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/waiting-for-me-in-my-hotel-room-i-love-starwoodbuzz-hotels-sheraton-jfk/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-15T01:08:59.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-15T01:08:59.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Haven't taken the CA driving test, but even I can figure out that one</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/havent-taken-the-ca-driving-test-but-even-i-can-figure-out-that-one/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/havent-taken-the-ca-driving-test-but-even-i-can-figure-out-that-one/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-13T00:45:11.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-13T00:45:11.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Yahoo Search Homepage looks a lot like Google</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/yahoo-search-homepage-looks-a-lot-like-google/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/yahoo-search-homepage-looks-a-lot-like-google/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-02T17:20:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-02T17:20:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Baseball with Nathaniel and some random panda baby</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/baseball-with-nathaniel-and-some-random-panda-baby/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/baseball-with-nathaniel-and-some-random-panda-baby/</id>
    <updated>2010-09-01T03:24:15.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-09-01T03:24:15.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>At the game with Mike Leach @dlog</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/at-the-game-with-mike-leach-dlog/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/at-the-game-with-mike-leach-dlog/</id>
    <updated>2010-08-29T20:40:20.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-08-29T20:40:20.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Scott Pilgrim vs. The Matrix - AWESOMESAUCE!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-matrix-awesomesauce/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-matrix-awesomesauce/</id>
    <updated>2010-08-29T17:00:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-08-29T17:00:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>[youtube url=&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RsZErYEXz8&quot; width=“500&quot; height=“300”] via buzzfeed.com</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>100 in SF at 420 I must be smoking something. (But I'm not.)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/100-in-sf-at-420-i-must-be-smoking-something-but-im-not/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/100-in-sf-at-420-i-must-be-smoking-something-but-im-not/</id>
    <updated>2010-08-23T23:26:04.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-08-23T23:26:04.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>In-N-Out with @dacort. Nom!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/in-n-out-with-dacort-nom/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/in-n-out-with-dacort-nom/</id>
    <updated>2010-08-22T00:16:45.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-08-22T00:16:45.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Buy 1 get 2 free at Boot Country!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/buy-1-get-2-free-at-boot-country/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/buy-1-get-2-free-at-boot-country/</id>
    <updated>2010-07-29T04:06:48.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-07-29T04:06:48.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sadly, Nashville keeps having water problems.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/sadly-nashville-keeps-having-water-problems/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/sadly-nashville-keeps-having-water-problems/</id>
    <updated>2010-07-28T23:16:59.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-07-28T23:16:59.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Because Ramadan is so popular in Beijing?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/because-ramadan-is-so-popular-in-beijing/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/because-ramadan-is-so-popular-in-beijing/</id>
    <updated>2010-07-04T00:55:40.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-07-04T00:55:40.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Even the Corvette makers (Chevy) can't spell gauge! American (education) made?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/even-the-corvette-makers-chevy-cant-spell-gauge-american-education-made/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/even-the-corvette-makers-chevy-cant-spell-gauge-american-education-made/</id>
    <updated>2010-06-30T03:41:44.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-06-30T03:41:44.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is Dragon Slayer the new ninja - guru - rockstar</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/is-dragon-slayer-the-new-ninja-guru-rockstar/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/is-dragon-slayer-the-new-ninja-guru-rockstar/</id>
    <updated>2010-06-24T17:57:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-06-24T17:57:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>PLEASE tell me this is a joke. I type too quickly for Yahoo CAPTCHA?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/please-tell-me-this-is-a-joke-i-type-too-quickly-for-yahoo-captcha/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/please-tell-me-this-is-a-joke-i-type-too-quickly-for-yahoo-captcha/</id>
    <updated>2010-06-19T04:00:03.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-06-19T04:00:03.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>It's overcast, but I'm in SYDNEY, baby!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/its-overcast-but-im-in-sydney-baby/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/its-overcast-but-im-in-sydney-baby/</id>
    <updated>2010-06-17T01:28:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-06-17T01:28:39.000Z</published>
    <summary>I promise never to take this view for granted.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Look! The Bobbsey Twins!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/look-the-bobbsey-twins/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/look-the-bobbsey-twins/</id>
    <updated>2010-06-12T01:43:53.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-06-12T01:43:53.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Tiburon is beautiful</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/tiburon-is-beautiful/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/tiburon-is-beautiful/</id>
    <updated>2010-06-12T01:23:15.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-06-12T01:23:15.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Rules at Cha Cha Cha</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-rules-at-cha-cha-cha/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-rules-at-cha-cha-cha/</id>
    <updated>2010-06-06T02:31:48.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-06-06T02:31:48.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Middle-aged man, tank top, and Viper. Somebody's having a crisis.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/middle-aged-man-tank-top-and-viper-somebodys-having-a-crisis/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/middle-aged-man-tank-top-and-viper-somebodys-having-a-crisis/</id>
    <updated>2010-06-03T22:18:52.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-06-03T22:18:52.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Third row from the top!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/third-row-from-the-top/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/third-row-from-the-top/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-30T20:29:55.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-30T20:29:55.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A syntax and punctuation mess.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/a-syntax-and-punctuation-mess/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/a-syntax-and-punctuation-mess/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-27T20:41:02.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-27T20:41:02.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Can anyone help me with my broken MBP?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/can-anyone-help-me-with-my-broken-mbp/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/can-anyone-help-me-with-my-broken-mbp/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-27T19:47:45.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-27T19:47:45.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Literacy in SanFran would be a good thing.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/literacy-in-sanfran-would-be-a-good-thing/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/literacy-in-sanfran-would-be-a-good-thing/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-23T02:25:19.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-23T02:25:19.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Looks like an invitation</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/looks-like-an-invitation/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/looks-like-an-invitation/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-20T03:24:28.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-20T03:24:28.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Diet Dr Pepper Potts</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/diet-dr-pepper-potts/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/diet-dr-pepper-potts/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-19T19:17:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-19T19:17:24.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>price 2.14 - but advertised at 2.29. Huh</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/price-214-but-advertised-at-229-huh/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/price-214-but-advertised-at-229-huh/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-15T21:57:36.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-15T21:57:36.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>no joke required</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/no-joke-required/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/no-joke-required/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-15T21:50:54.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-15T21:50:54.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This is (also) NOT a solution</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-is-also-not-a-solution/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-is-also-not-a-solution/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-13T19:08:10.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-13T19:08:10.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>It's a boy!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/its-a-boy/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/its-a-boy/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-12T21:07:46.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-12T21:07:46.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>All you need is an iPod to be a DJ, apparently.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/all-you-need-is-an-ipod-to-be-a-dj-apparently/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/all-you-need-is-an-ipod-to-be-a-dj-apparently/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-09T01:32:57.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-09T01:32:57.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>By invitation only- this is our store but you can't come in. #PRFail</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/by-invitation-only-this-is-our-store-but-you-cant-come-in-prfail/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/by-invitation-only-this-is-our-store-but-you-cant-come-in-prfail/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-03T19:22:05.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-03T19:22:05.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Something ironic about graffiti on a San Francisco monument. Sad.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/something-ironic-about-graffiti-on-a-san-francisco-monument-sad/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/something-ironic-about-graffiti-on-a-san-francisco-monument-sad/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-02T18:53:08.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-02T18:53:08.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Inflatable drydock</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/inflatable-drydock/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/inflatable-drydock/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-02T15:40:47.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-02T15:40:47.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Apparently not a very good one...</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/apparently-not-a-very-good-one/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/apparently-not-a-very-good-one/</id>
    <updated>2010-05-02T01:28:11.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-05-02T01:28:11.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>One of these superheroes doesn't belong (Chinatown shop)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/one-of-these-superheroes-doesnt-belong-chinatown-shop/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/one-of-these-superheroes-doesnt-belong-chinatown-shop/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-28T01:38:57.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-28T01:38:57.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Take a bite out of Cloud2. #VMforce</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/take-a-bite-out-of-cloud2-vmforce/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/take-a-bite-out-of-cloud2-vmforce/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-27T19:05:06.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-27T19:05:06.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Porcelain VMforce coffee cup- awesome!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/porcelain-vmforce-coffee-cup-awesome/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/porcelain-vmforce-coffee-cup-awesome/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-27T17:23:18.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-27T17:23:18.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Toilets aft- but they're not that big! #FalseAdvertising</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/toilets-aft-but-theyre-not-that-big-falseadvertising/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/toilets-aft-but-theyre-not-that-big-falseadvertising/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-26T17:12:44.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-26T17:12:44.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The CSIMiami Collection</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-csimiami-collection/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-csimiami-collection/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-22T22:03:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-22T22:03:24.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>You know you're in Nashville airport when you see...</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/you-know-youre-in-nashville-airport-when-you-see/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/you-know-youre-in-nashville-airport-when-you-see/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-22T12:36:32.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-22T12:36:32.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What is age management? Cryogenic freezing</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/what-is-age-management-cryogenic-freezing/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/what-is-age-management-cryogenic-freezing/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-18T17:32:34.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-18T17:32:34.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sleeping bags should be unisex, right? Ridiculous!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/sleeping-bags-should-be-unisex-right-ridiculous/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/sleeping-bags-should-be-unisex-right-ridiculous/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-13T18:39:32.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-13T18:39:32.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Do people still use phonebooks Really</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/do-people-still-use-phonebooks-really/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/do-people-still-use-phonebooks-really/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-10T19:44:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-10T19:44:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>It's official I have super balls!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/its-official-i-have-super-balls/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/its-official-i-have-super-balls/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-09T02:03:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-09T02:03:39.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Wahoo! MUC is an Aloha App! (What's an Aloha App?)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/wahoo-muc-is-an-aloha-app-whats-an-aloha-app/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/wahoo-muc-is-an-aloha-app-whats-an-aloha-app/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-08T08:24:14.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-08T08:24:14.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Watch your language, SYD airport sign!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/watch-your-language-syd-airport-sign/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/watch-your-language-syd-airport-sign/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-05T02:02:29.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-05T02:02:29.000Z</published>
    <summary>Kudos to my mom, who spotted this one.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Costco is nothing. Duty Free has vodka and whiskey samples! SYD</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/costco-is-nothing-duty-free-has-vodka-and-whiskey-samples-syd/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/costco-is-nothing-duty-free-has-vodka-and-whiskey-samples-syd/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-05T01:29:32.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-05T01:29:32.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>THIS is the latest craze from the US?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-is-the-latest-craze-from-the-us/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-is-the-latest-craze-from-the-us/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-04T08:33:46.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-04T08:33:46.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I'm on a boat! Bye bye, Sydney! See you soon.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/im-on-a-boat-bye-bye-sydney-see-you-soon/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/im-on-a-boat-bye-bye-sydney-see-you-soon/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-04T08:09:13.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-04T08:09:13.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Online check-in does depend on home printer quality. Oh well.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/online-check-in-does-depend-on-home-printer-quality-oh-well/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/online-check-in-does-depend-on-home-printer-quality-oh-well/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-04T05:15:44.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-04T05:15:44.000Z</published>
    <summary>Nice barcode. I'll get a fresh one at the airport.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Wikipedia humor at Butler's expense</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/wikipedia-humor-at-butlers-expense/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/wikipedia-humor-at-butlers-expense/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-04T00:37:43.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-04T00:37:43.000Z</published>
    <summary>I wonder how long it will take for someone to fix this? THIS is why I don’t cite Wikipedia articles as fact.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Google (AU) search is weird today. Warp 8.85! And results page looks different.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/google-au-search-is-weird-today-warp-885-and-results-page-looks-different/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/google-au-search-is-weird-today-warp-885-and-results-page-looks-different/</id>
    <updated>2010-04-01T11:38:46.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-04-01T11:38:46.000Z</published>
    <summary>I’ve never before seen the top part of this sidebar in Google search results. Very cool. Notice the button style – very retro!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Bliss</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/bliss/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/bliss/</id>
    <updated>2010-03-28T07:03:32.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-03-28T07:03:32.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Buy this book; turn your kid into Chucky.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/buy-this-book-turn-your-kid-into-chucky/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/buy-this-book-turn-your-kid-into-chucky/</id>
    <updated>2010-03-27T03:54:11.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-03-27T03:54:11.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>That's either a small family or REALLY big pants!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/thats-either-a-small-family-or-really-big-pants/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/thats-either-a-small-family-or-really-big-pants/</id>
    <updated>2010-03-27T03:50:58.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-03-27T03:50:58.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>You'd think they could build a better sign.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/youd-think-they-could-build-a-better-sign/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/youd-think-they-could-build-a-better-sign/</id>
    <updated>2010-03-26T05:20:37.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-03-26T05:20:37.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Bibi Netanyahu speaking at #AIPAC2010 - I'm a little choked up</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/bibi-netanyahu-speaking-at-aipac2010-im-a-little-choked-up/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/bibi-netanyahu-speaking-at-aipac2010-im-a-little-choked-up/</id>
    <updated>2010-03-23T02:31:23.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-03-23T02:31:23.000Z</published>
    <summary>Edit: This was before I knew how corrupt he was.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hillary Clinton speaking against Iran at #AIPAC2010</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/hillary-clinton-speaking-against-iran-at-aipac2010/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/hillary-clinton-speaking-against-iran-at-aipac2010/</id>
    <updated>2010-03-22T13:20:10.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-03-22T13:20:10.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Gosh I missed you, @DunkinDonuts coffee!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/gosh-i-missed-you-dunkindonuts-coffee/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/gosh-i-missed-you-dunkindonuts-coffee/</id>
    <updated>2010-03-20T19:45:58.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-03-20T19:45:58.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>May I please have an extra helping of Such?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/may-i-please-have-an-extra-helping-of-such/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/may-i-please-have-an-extra-helping-of-such/</id>
    <updated>2010-03-20T02:22:56.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-03-20T02:22:56.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Always swim against the group</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/always-swim-against-the-group/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/always-swim-against-the-group/</id>
    <updated>2010-03-12T05:25:51.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-03-12T05:25:51.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This is not a solution. #StupidGovt</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-is-not-a-solution-stupidgovt/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-is-not-a-solution-stupidgovt/</id>
    <updated>2010-03-05T18:24:46.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-03-05T18:24:46.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Four Seasons SanFrancisco caters breakfast right</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/fssanfrancisco-caters-breakfast-right/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/fssanfrancisco-caters-breakfast-right/</id>
    <updated>2010-03-05T16:23:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-03-05T16:23:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sounds like lumber industry's annual gathering</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/sounds-like-lumber-industrys-annual-gathering/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/sounds-like-lumber-industrys-annual-gathering/</id>
    <updated>2010-02-27T22:29:35.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-02-27T22:29:35.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hinged eggs- keeping kids with ADD busy for hours</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/hinged-eggs-keeping-kids-with-add-busy-for-hours/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/hinged-eggs-keeping-kids-with-add-busy-for-hours/</id>
    <updated>2010-02-27T21:04:50.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-02-27T21:04:50.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This SINGLE battery comes in a resealable pack. What a joke!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-single-battery-comes-in-a-resealable-pack-what-a-joke/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-single-battery-comes-in-a-resealable-pack-what-a-joke/</id>
    <updated>2010-02-23T09:50:27.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-02-23T09:50:27.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I'd feel safer with KITT</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/id-feel-safer-with-kitt/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/id-feel-safer-with-kitt/</id>
    <updated>2010-02-17T22:31:42.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-02-17T22:31:42.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>OpenTable - a day late. D'oh!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/opentable-a-day-late-doh/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/opentable-a-day-late-doh/</id>
    <updated>2010-02-17T00:23:19.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-02-17T00:23:19.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>In marketing, positioning is everything</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/in-marketing-positioning-is-everything/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/in-marketing-positioning-is-everything/</id>
    <updated>2010-02-14T21:45:02.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-02-14T21:45:02.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Cialis store</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-cialis-store/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-cialis-store/</id>
    <updated>2010-02-14T21:44:33.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-02-14T21:44:33.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Regular Frills. (As opposed to No Frills.)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/regular-frills-as-opposed-to-no-frills/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/regular-frills-as-opposed-to-no-frills/</id>
    <updated>2010-02-14T21:35:20.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-02-14T21:35:20.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Bahamas Bah!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/bahamas-bah/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/bahamas-bah/</id>
    <updated>2010-02-14T19:53:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-02-14T19:53:24.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Salesforce Discontinues IE 6.0 Support</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/salesforce-discontinues-ie-60-support/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/salesforce-discontinues-ie-60-support/</id>
    <updated>2010-02-10T21:17:56.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-02-10T21:17:56.000Z</published>
    <summary>Dear David, At salesforce.com, seamless upgrades are a top priority, and we strive to provide open communication whenever we make changes that may impact our customers. You are receiving this email…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Do they not use license plates in California?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/do-they-not-use-license-plates-in-california/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/do-they-not-use-license-plates-in-california/</id>
    <updated>2010-02-10T17:23:44.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-02-10T17:23:44.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sonoma! Nice. Thanks, @unitedairlines!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/sonoma-nice-thanks-unitedairlines/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/sonoma-nice-thanks-unitedairlines/</id>
    <updated>2010-02-01T01:06:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-02-01T01:06:09.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I hate; extra -punctuation!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-hate-extra-punctuation/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-hate-extra-punctuation/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-31T01:03:05.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-31T01:03:05.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Catalina's Coney Island - In-N-Out wannabe!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/catalinas-coney-island-in-n-out-wannabe/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/catalinas-coney-island-in-n-out-wannabe/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-30T20:20:07.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-30T20:20:07.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Golf rules I don't know?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/golf-rules-i-dont-know/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/golf-rules-i-dont-know/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-30T01:16:03.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-30T01:16:03.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Spreading the @dropio love in Catalina!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/spreading-the-dropio-love-in-catalina/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/spreading-the-dropio-love-in-catalina/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-30T01:14:16.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-30T01:14:16.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Fck land; I'm on a boat!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/fck-land-im-on-a-boat/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/fck-land-im-on-a-boat/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-29T23:08:10.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-29T23:08:10.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Solar Atomic Energy means a fusion-powered Casio watch Cool!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/solar-atomic-energy-means-a-fusion-powered-casio-watch-cool/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/solar-atomic-energy-means-a-fusion-powered-casio-watch-cool/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-29T20:01:41.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-29T20:01:41.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>And air conditioning out of your pocket. SaaS rules.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/and-air-conditioning-out-of-your-pocket-saas-rules/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/and-air-conditioning-out-of-your-pocket-saas-rules/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-27T04:05:59.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-27T04:05:59.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Yup. A Brazilian will get rid of the frizzrewreee!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/yup-a-brazilian-will-get-rid-of-the-frizzrewreee/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/yup-a-brazilian-will-get-rid-of-the-frizzrewreee/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-25T02:28:54.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-25T02:28:54.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A little bit of Wisconsin in Marin</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/a-little-bit-of-wisconsin-in-marin/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/a-little-bit-of-wisconsin-in-marin/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-24T16:23:25.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-24T16:23:25.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Did u know McCafe was invented in Australia!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/did-u-know-mccafe-was-invented-in-australia/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/did-u-know-mccafe-was-invented-in-australia/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-24T16:03:18.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-24T16:03:18.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Google Maps deleted a playground</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/google-maps-deleted-a-playground/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/google-maps-deleted-a-playground/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-11T07:50:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-11T07:50:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>My sister and her kids – actually, almost my entire family – live in Sydney. Near my parents’ flat is a playground with an enclosed playarea and some of the best views of Sydney Harbour. While…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Fire truck for skinny people. Costs extra for full rescue.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/fire-truck-for-skinny-people-costs-extra-for-full-rescue/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/fire-truck-for-skinny-people-costs-extra-for-full-rescue/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-02T21:45:06.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-02T21:45:06.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Palm trees, Xmas trees, and NYE - Cali is WARM!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/palm-trees-xmas-trees-and-nye-cali-is-warm/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/palm-trees-xmas-trees-and-nye-cali-is-warm/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-01T07:21:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-01T07:21:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Haven't had a NYE without a jacket (in N Hemi) in years!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/havent-had-a-nye-without-a-jacket-in-n-hemi-in-years/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/havent-had-a-nye-without-a-jacket-in-n-hemi-in-years/</id>
    <updated>2010-01-01T04:07:29.000Z</updated>
    <published>2010-01-01T04:07:29.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I swear, it only looks Photoshopped</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-swear-it-only-looks-photoshopped/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-swear-it-only-looks-photoshopped/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-27T22:52:29.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-27T22:52:29.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Baker Beach, San Francisco</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/baker-beach-san-francisco/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/baker-beach-san-francisco/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-27T22:51:17.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-27T22:51:17.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>For parents, wheelchairs, or the obese?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/for-parents-wheelchairs-or-the-obese/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/for-parents-wheelchairs-or-the-obese/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-27T22:49:50.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-27T22:49:50.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Megan Fox action figure- not as cool as the original</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/megan-fox-action-figure-not-as-cool-as-the-original/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/megan-fox-action-figure-not-as-cool-as-the-original/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-24T23:23:20.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-24T23:23:20.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Multilingual labels can be confusing. And contradictory.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/multilingual-labels-can-be-confusing-and-contradictory/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/multilingual-labels-can-be-confusing-and-contradictory/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-24T22:17:17.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-24T22:17:17.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Really NONE of these are significant, Crunchie Awards</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/really-none-of-these-are-significant-crunchie-awards/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/really-none-of-these-are-significant-crunchie-awards/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-23T23:11:53.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-23T23:11:53.000Z</published>
    <summary>Come on – Backblaze: Huh? Bing: Has Microsoft really done anything gamechanging lately? Chrome OS: Super in theory – but has anyone really got it running in highlevel use? And where are its apps? An…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Flying in style</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/flying-in-style/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/flying-in-style/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-21T10:37:31.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-21T10:37:31.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Big assumption there, Tropicana.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/big-assumption-there-tropicana/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/big-assumption-there-tropicana/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-19T18:06:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-19T18:06:09.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hackathon coding buddy at @dropio</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/hackathon-coding-buddy-at-dropio/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/hackathon-coding-buddy-at-dropio/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-18T23:15:55.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-18T23:15:55.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Breakfast and a movie</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/breakfast-and-a-movie/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/breakfast-and-a-movie/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-18T16:41:48.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-18T16:41:48.000Z</published>
    <summary>Clear and Present Danger and Pancakes!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Breakfast on @UnitedAirlines ps service (with WiFi)!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/breakfast-on-unitedairlines-ps-service-with-wifi/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/breakfast-on-unitedairlines-ps-service-with-wifi/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-18T15:17:55.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-18T15:17:55.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Almost forgot two very important hackathon tools!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/almost-forgot-two-very-important-hackathon-tools/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/almost-forgot-two-very-important-hackathon-tools/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-18T08:33:54.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-18T08:33:54.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hackathon outfits. Get ready for @salesforceio!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/hackathon-outfits-get-ready-for-salesforceio/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/hackathon-outfits-get-ready-for-salesforceio/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-18T08:13:19.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-18T08:13:19.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cars don't age and can fly?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cars-dont-age-and-can-fly/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cars-dont-age-and-can-fly/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-18T02:31:03.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-18T02:31:03.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Quality #FAIL at In-N-Out</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/quality-fail-at-in-n-out/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/quality-fail-at-in-n-out/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-17T21:19:47.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-17T21:19:47.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Heaven. I'm in heaven.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/heaven-im-in-heaven/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/heaven-im-in-heaven/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-17T21:18:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-17T21:18:09.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>CNN Figure out if you love him or hate him</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cnn-figure-out-if-you-love-him-or-hate-him/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cnn-figure-out-if-you-love-him-or-hate-him/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-16T17:44:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-16T17:44:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Help me with this one #MarketingFAIL</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/help-me-with-this-one-marketingfail/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/help-me-with-this-one-marketingfail/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-15T16:19:48.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-15T16:19:48.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Yeah, this might be a hockey rink</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/yeah-this-might-be-a-hockey-rink/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/yeah-this-might-be-a-hockey-rink/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-08T04:12:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-08T04:12:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Denver snow. Yuck</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/denver-snow-yuck/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/denver-snow-yuck/</id>
    <updated>2009-12-02T14:34:12.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-12-02T14:34:12.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Gonna guess this sign never changes. whitenoise</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/gonna-guess-this-sign-never-changes-whitenoise/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/gonna-guess-this-sign-never-changes-whitenoise/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-29T22:57:05.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-29T22:57:05.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Who closes a security line on the busiest weekend of the year??</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/who-closes-a-security-line-on-the-busiest-weekend-of-the-year/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/who-closes-a-security-line-on-the-busiest-weekend-of-the-year/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-29T22:55:57.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-29T22:55:57.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Good morning, Cactus!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/good-morning-cactus/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/good-morning-cactus/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-29T18:57:35.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-29T18:57:35.000Z</published>
    <summary>There is a new cactus in town. The old cactus is dead. Long live the cactus!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Apparently, knives and forks are single-purpose</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/apparently-knives-and-forks-are-single-purpose/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/apparently-knives-and-forks-are-single-purpose/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-27T20:15:17.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-27T20:15:17.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Portable police shopping lifeguard tower</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/portable-police-shopping-lifeguard-tower/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/portable-police-shopping-lifeguard-tower/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-27T16:40:43.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-27T16:40:43.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Um, yeah. Can't trample if too confused.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/um-yeah-cant-trample-if-too-confused/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/um-yeah-cant-trample-if-too-confused/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-27T16:25:58.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-27T16:25:58.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>T'giving dinner companion - and scraps-eater</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/tgiving-dinner-companion-and-scraps-eater/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/tgiving-dinner-companion-and-scraps-eater/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-27T01:15:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-27T01:15:24.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Smoked turkey - after</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/smoked-turkey-after/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/smoked-turkey-after/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-27T01:13:23.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-27T01:13:23.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Told Win7 it required proper grammar. Didn't happen.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/told-win7-it-required-proper-grammar-didnt-happen/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/told-win7-it-required-proper-grammar-didnt-happen/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-23T19:06:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-23T19:06:09.000Z</published>
    <summary>Microsoft, surely you could use your own grammar check?</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dreamforce DJ #df09</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/dreamforce-dj-df09/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/dreamforce-dj-df09/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-19T19:37:11.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-19T19:37:11.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>With some tweeps at the @appirio party! #df09</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/with-some-tweeps-at-the-appirio-party-df09/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/with-some-tweeps-at-the-appirio-party-df09/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-19T07:20:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-19T07:20:24.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Agent in action turn off the inline editing popup! #df09</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/agent-in-action-turn-off-the-inline-editing-popup-df09/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/agent-in-action-turn-off-the-inline-editing-popup-df09/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-19T01:34:53.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-19T01:34:53.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Irony Biz cards telling us to save paper #df09</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/irony-biz-cards-telling-us-to-save-paper-df09/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/irony-biz-cards-telling-us-to-save-paper-df09/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-18T23:17:28.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-18T23:17:28.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Smile for the cloud!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/smile-for-the-cloud/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/smile-for-the-cloud/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-18T17:12:40.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-18T17:12:40.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The View at #df09 keynote! @dfkeynote</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-view-at-df09-keynote-dfkeynote/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-view-at-df09-keynote-dfkeynote/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-18T17:06:19.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-18T17:06:19.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>At #df09 keynote, sitting in the Blog Pound</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/at-df09-keynote-sitting-in-the-blog-pound/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/at-df09-keynote-sitting-in-the-blog-pound/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-18T16:49:40.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-18T16:49:40.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dreamforce press area - hardwired Internet!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/dreamforce-press-area-hardwired-internet/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/dreamforce-press-area-hardwired-internet/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-18T15:42:29.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-18T15:42:29.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>With Aramis at Dreamforce</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/with-aramis-at-dreamforce/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/with-aramis-at-dreamforce/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-18T05:37:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-18T05:37:24.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Caution May contain nuts #df09tu</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/caution-may-contain-nuts-df09tu/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/caution-may-contain-nuts-df09tu/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-18T01:45:21.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-18T01:45:21.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sitting with New Zealand Kiwis, eating Australian lamb</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/sitting-with-new-zealand-kiwis-eating-australian-lamb/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/sitting-with-new-zealand-kiwis-eating-australian-lamb/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-16T05:26:59.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-16T05:26:59.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Love the Rosetta Stone ads!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/love-the-rosetta-stone-ads/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/love-the-rosetta-stone-ads/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-11T00:40:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-11T00:40:39.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Are you ready to go, little guy #df09tu cactus</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/are-you-ready-to-go-little-guy-df09tu-cactus/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/are-you-ready-to-go-little-guy-df09tu-cactus/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-08T20:16:55.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-08T20:16:55.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Obviously you don't love him THAT much. #WindowStickerFAIL</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/obviously-you-dont-love-him-that-much-windowstickerfail/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/obviously-you-dont-love-him-that-much-windowstickerfail/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-08T20:10:29.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-08T20:10:29.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>If OutKast worked at IKEA</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/if-outkast-worked-at-ikea/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/if-outkast-worked-at-ikea/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-08T19:52:04.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-08T19:52:04.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>You only get idiot points for 'almost' in the shopping cart return.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/you-only-get-idiot-points-for-almost-in-the-shopping-cart-return/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/you-only-get-idiot-points-for-almost-in-the-shopping-cart-return/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-08T19:49:41.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-08T19:49:41.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>These Ikea plants are FAKE</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/these-ikea-plants-are-fake/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/these-ikea-plants-are-fake/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-08T19:36:29.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-08T19:36:29.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I think I'm in love. Can he get a #df09tu pass</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-think-im-in-love-can-he-get-a-df09tu-pass/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-think-im-in-love-can-he-get-a-df09tu-pass/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-08T19:32:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-08T19:32:24.000Z</published>
    <summary>There’s a new cactus in town!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ikea Cowhide Koldby for Cowboy Colby?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/ikea-cowhide-koldby-for-cowboy-colby/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/ikea-cowhide-koldby-for-cowboy-colby/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-08T19:21:04.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-08T19:21:04.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>New Semi-Minimalist Google Homepage</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/new-semi-minimalist-google-homepage/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/new-semi-minimalist-google-homepage/</id>
    <updated>2009-11-03T17:44:03.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-11-03T17:44:03.000Z</published>
    <summary>[ Very cool starts off with nothing, and then the other text appears. The best part is that &quot;I'm Feeling Lucky&quot; is gone!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Blue skies today, but The Cloud is rolling in!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/blue-skies-today-but-the-cloud-is-rolling-in/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/blue-skies-today-but-the-cloud-is-rolling-in/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-31T22:32:40.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-31T22:32:40.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Good morning, Denver!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/good-morning-denver/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/good-morning-denver/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-29T14:51:07.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-29T14:51:07.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>@DunkinDonuts Saves</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/dunkindonuts-saves/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/dunkindonuts-saves/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-26T22:22:18.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-26T22:22:18.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hey corporate, please don't approve SMS-speak on official printouts. #kthxbai</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/hey-corporate-please-dont-approve-sms-speak-on-official-printouts-kthxbai/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/hey-corporate-please-dont-approve-sms-speak-on-official-printouts-kthxbai/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-26T19:58:23.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-26T19:58:23.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is this some kind of sick joke by the ladies behind the counter?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/is-this-some-kind-of-sick-joke-by-the-ladies-behind-the-counter/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/is-this-some-kind-of-sick-joke-by-the-ladies-behind-the-counter/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-26T19:58:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-26T19:58:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Columbia's version of a Windows 7 House Party. Embarrassing.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/columbias-version-of-a-windows-7-house-party-embarrassing/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/columbias-version-of-a-windows-7-house-party-embarrassing/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-26T19:55:47.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-26T19:55:47.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Good for ten years, but not after 2017. FAIL</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/good-for-ten-years-but-not-after-2017-fail/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/good-for-ten-years-but-not-after-2017-fail/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-26T19:51:57.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-26T19:51:57.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Flu shots down the hall - but MBS should do the job!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/flu-shots-down-the-hall-but-mbs-should-do-the-job/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/flu-shots-down-the-hall-but-mbs-should-do-the-job/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-26T19:51:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-26T19:51:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>My lunchtime companion</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/my-lunchtime-companion/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/my-lunchtime-companion/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-26T19:25:05.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-26T19:25:05.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Saw @DunkinDonuts at Target and almost cried.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/saw-dunkindonuts-at-target-and-almost-cried/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/saw-dunkindonuts-at-target-and-almost-cried/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-26T00:38:19.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-26T00:38:19.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Yeah, that's vomit on the bus. Muni, I think we're done.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/yeah-thats-vomit-on-the-bus-muni-i-think-were-done/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/yeah-thats-vomit-on-the-bus-muni-i-think-were-done/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-24T06:03:25.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-24T06:03:25.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Frankly, too close for comfort.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/frankly-too-close-for-comfort/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/frankly-too-close-for-comfort/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-23T18:23:13.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-23T18:23:13.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Yes, that's water- but don't worry. We didn't overshoot SFO by 150 miles!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/yes-thats-water-but-dont-worry-we-didnt-overshoot-sfo-by-150-miles/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/yes-thats-water-but-dont-worry-we-didnt-overshoot-sfo-by-150-miles/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-23T18:23:07.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-23T18:23:07.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Don't often see another airplane off the wing.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/dont-often-see-another-airplane-off-the-wing/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/dont-often-see-another-airplane-off-the-wing/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-23T18:18:37.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-23T18:18:37.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>CNN spelling FAIL. Pathetic.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cnn-spelling-fail-pathetic/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cnn-spelling-fail-pathetic/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-23T10:35:01.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-23T10:35:01.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Good to be back on campus</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/good-to-be-back-on-campus/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/good-to-be-back-on-campus/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-22T14:29:41.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-22T14:29:41.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This Snuggie makes me want to go on safari.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/this-snuggie-makes-me-want-to-go-on-safari/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/this-snuggie-makes-me-want-to-go-on-safari/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-21T01:52:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-21T01:52:24.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I Rode The Bull!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/i-rode-the-bull/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/i-rode-the-bull/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-19T04:16:48.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-19T04:16:48.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is this because many (video) gamers need to shave How many XPs per shave</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/is-this-because-many-video-gamers-need-to-shave-how-many-xps-per-shave/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/is-this-because-many-video-gamers-need-to-shave-how-many-xps-per-shave/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-18T18:37:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-18T18:37:39.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Fashion faux pas. 'Nuf sed.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/fashion-faux-pas-nuf-sed/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/fashion-faux-pas-nuf-sed/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-18T06:17:46.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-18T06:17:46.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Kitchen at the Saddle Rack. Yee haw!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/kitchen-at-the-saddle-rack-yee-haw/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/kitchen-at-the-saddle-rack-yee-haw/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-18T04:23:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-18T04:23:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Yeah, I'm going line dancing.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/yeah-im-going-line-dancing/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/yeah-im-going-line-dancing/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-18T04:00:42.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-18T04:00:42.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Silly birds want my sandwich from www.ilikeikesplace.com</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/silly-birds-want-my-sandwich-from-wwwilikeikesplacecom/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/silly-birds-want-my-sandwich-from-wwwilikeikesplacecom/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-15T20:44:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-15T20:44:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A golf company sponsors oow09. Somehow not surprising</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/a-golf-company-sponsors-oow09-somehow-not-surprising/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/a-golf-company-sponsors-oow09-somehow-not-surprising/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-14T23:47:28.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-14T23:47:28.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Your personal website is a videogame ad. You have problems.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/your-personal-website-is-a-videogame-ad-you-have-problems/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/your-personal-website-is-a-videogame-ad-you-have-problems/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-14T03:42:44.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-14T03:42:44.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Earplugs. Strong enough for a man. pH balanced for a woman?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/earplugs-strong-enough-for-a-man-ph-balanced-for-a-woman/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/earplugs-strong-enough-for-a-man-ph-balanced-for-a-woman/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-14T03:40:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-14T03:40:09.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What a 10mil Oracle deal gets you. I'll take Force.com. Fewer flowers, more results.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/what-a-10mil-oracle-deal-gets-you-ill-take-forcecom-fewer-flowers-more-results/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/what-a-10mil-oracle-deal-gets-you-ill-take-forcecom-fewer-flowers-more-results/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-13T04:46:52.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-13T04:46:52.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Oracle-branded Plain M&amp;M's. May contain peanuts. #SueEverybody</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/oracle-branded-plain-m-ms-may-contain-peanuts-sueeverybody/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/oracle-branded-plain-m-ms-may-contain-peanuts-sueeverybody/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-13T03:26:58.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-13T03:26:58.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Does this Tomcat Server T-shirt make me cool or a tool?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/does-this-tomcat-server-t-shirt-make-me-cool-or-a-tool/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/does-this-tomcat-server-t-shirt-make-me-cool-or-a-tool/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-13T00:49:04.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-13T00:49:04.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Microchip chocolates?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/microchip-chocolates/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/microchip-chocolates/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-12T05:10:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-12T05:10:24.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Something's weird when SUN Microsystems provides the mint on your pillow.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/somethings-weird-when-sun-microsystems-provides-the-mint-on-your-pillow/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/somethings-weird-when-sun-microsystems-provides-the-mint-on-your-pillow/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-12T05:09:45.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-12T05:09:45.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Absolutely NO mention of salesforce.com in Oracle #oow09 schedule! WOW!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/absolutely-no-mention-of-salesforcecom-in-oracle-oow09-schedule-wow/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/absolutely-no-mention-of-salesforcecom-in-oracle-oow09-schedule-wow/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-12T02:05:11.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-12T02:05:11.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Yeah, you know you want one - I do too!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/yeah-you-know-you-want-one-i-do-too/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/yeah-you-know-you-want-one-i-do-too/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-11T19:04:22.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-11T19:04:22.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Can't guarantee software speed if can't control hardware. Duh. #SelfHostedFAIL</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cant-guarantee-software-speed-if-cant-control-hardware-duh-selfhostedfail/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cant-guarantee-software-speed-if-cant-control-hardware-duh-selfhostedfail/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-11T18:07:37.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-11T18:07:37.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Holy CLOUD!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/holy-cloud/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/holy-cloud/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-11T16:07:50.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-11T16:07:50.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>@x2od giveaway at Dreamforce. Want an iPhone? Go elsewhere! )</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/x2od-giveaway-at-dreamforce-want-an-iphone-go-elsewhere/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/x2od-giveaway-at-dreamforce-want-an-iphone-go-elsewhere/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-09T22:58:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-09T22:58:39.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Kinda like Jumbo Shrimp</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/kinda-like-jumbo-shrimp/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/kinda-like-jumbo-shrimp/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-09T19:52:23.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-09T19:52:23.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The @dunkindonuts coffee mug emerges!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-dunkindonuts-coffee-mug-emerges/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-dunkindonuts-coffee-mug-emerges/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-06T23:04:37.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-06T23:04:37.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Please tell me this is a karaoke bar</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/please-tell-me-this-is-a-karaoke-bar/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/please-tell-me-this-is-a-karaoke-bar/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-06T18:38:59.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-06T18:38:59.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Tuna Nicoise salad, It's a Grind on Polk St</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/tuna-nicoise-salad-its-a-grind-on-polk-st/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/tuna-nicoise-salad-its-a-grind-on-polk-st/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-05T21:04:21.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-05T21:04:21.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Just like in the movie Milk</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/just-like-in-the-movie-milk/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/just-like-in-the-movie-milk/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-03T21:46:02.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-03T21:46:02.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>It's not a boat; it's a cable car. But it's still pretty cool.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/its-not-a-boat-its-a-cable-car-but-its-still-pretty-cool/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/its-not-a-boat-its-a-cable-car-but-its-still-pretty-cool/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-02T05:23:58.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-02T05:23:58.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The view from the mothership, complete with palm trees</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-view-from-the-mothership-complete-with-palm-trees/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-view-from-the-mothership-complete-with-palm-trees/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-02T04:29:16.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-02T04:29:16.000Z</published>
    <summary>Poker with Marco Casalaina and John Kucera. Good time.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Home sweet home</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/home-sweet-home/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/home-sweet-home/</id>
    <updated>2009-10-02T01:23:14.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-10-02T01:23:14.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Tough to open the package. irony</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/tough-to-open-the-package-irony/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/tough-to-open-the-package-irony/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-30T21:48:25.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-30T21:48:25.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Does someone live in Public Storage?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/does-someone-live-in-public-storage/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/does-someone-live-in-public-storage/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-30T20:27:56.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-30T20:27:56.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Fond memories of #df08. Another NPO gathering at #df09</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/fond-memories-of-df08-another-npo-gathering-at-df09/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/fond-memories-of-df08-another-npo-gathering-at-df09/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-29T22:27:04.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-29T22:27:04.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>That's it - I've now seen it all. For the yuppie that has everything else</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/thats-it-ive-now-seen-it-all-for-the-yuppie-that-has-everything-else/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/thats-it-ive-now-seen-it-all-for-the-yuppie-that-has-everything-else/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-29T21:25:21.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-29T21:25:21.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>W Hotel San Francisco rocks - free video games!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/w-hotel-san-francisco-rocks-free-video-games/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/w-hotel-san-francisco-rocks-free-video-games/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-29T20:42:11.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-29T20:42:11.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Wonder what they serve.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/wonder-what-they-serve/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/wonder-what-they-serve/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-29T16:03:32.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-29T16:03:32.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Wow, everyone got into the Folsom Street Fair spirit! Wear it or sit on it.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/wow-everyone-got-into-the-folsom-street-fair-spirit-wear-it-or-sit-on-it/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/wow-everyone-got-into-the-folsom-street-fair-spirit-wear-it-or-sit-on-it/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-28T19:32:23.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-28T19:32:23.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Moscone- site of #df09... and the famous fog. Or is it just cloudy</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/moscone-site-of-df09-and-the-famous-fog-or-is-it-just-cloudy/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/moscone-site-of-df09-and-the-famous-fog-or-is-it-just-cloudy/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-28T16:24:10.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-28T16:24:10.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Berg protecting the bullpen from foul balls</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/berg-protecting-the-bullpen-from-foul-balls/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/berg-protecting-the-bullpen-from-foul-balls/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-27T21:37:42.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-27T21:37:42.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cubs game with @amrcn_werewolf</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cubs-game-with-amrcn-werewolf/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cubs-game-with-amrcn-werewolf/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-27T21:17:28.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-27T21:17:28.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Where else do you go the day before Yom Kippur?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/where-else-do-you-go-the-day-before-yom-kippur/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/where-else-do-you-go-the-day-before-yom-kippur/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-27T20:40:16.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-27T20:40:16.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cubs-Giants game. Seats aren't bad!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cubs-giants-game-seats-arent-bad/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cubs-giants-game-seats-arent-bad/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-27T19:29:36.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-27T19:29:36.000Z</published>
    <summary>Cubs game with @amrcnwerewolf</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Repurposing the water-bottle holder. Improving, even.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/repurposing-the-water-bottle-holder-improving-even/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/repurposing-the-water-bottle-holder-improving-even/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-27T18:51:07.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-27T18:51:07.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>First stop of the day! (As if there were another option)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/first-stop-of-the-day-as-if-there-were-another-option/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/first-stop-of-the-day-as-if-there-were-another-option/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-27T17:39:43.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-27T17:39:43.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>First glimpse of salesforce.com! I have arrived!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/first-glimpse-of-salesforcecom-i-have-arrived/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/first-glimpse-of-salesforcecom-i-have-arrived/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-27T17:37:37.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-27T17:37:37.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>So long, my thirsty friend</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/so-long-my-thirsty-friend/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/so-long-my-thirsty-friend/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-27T01:02:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-27T01:02:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>Today I said goodbye to the XSquared On Demand cactus. He was taken from us (I mean really taken) by a gentleman from the California Agricultural Border Protection Station. He said we are not allowed…</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Liberal slots Probably tax winnings more than conservative slots would</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/liberal-slots-probably-tax-winnings-more-than-conservative-slots-would/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/liberal-slots-probably-tax-winnings-more-than-conservative-slots-would/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T21:09:44.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T21:09:44.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cactus wants to feel like a maverick... but settles for a Maverik</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cactus-wants-to-feel-like-a-maverick-but-settles-for-a-maverik/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cactus-wants-to-feel-like-a-maverick-but-settles-for-a-maverik/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T19:37:28.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T19:37:28.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Darn! Missed him!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/darn-missed-him/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/darn-missed-him/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T19:31:30.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T19:31:30.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Baseball No. Apple pie No. America is about McDonalds and shooting cute animals</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/baseball-no-apple-pie-no-america-is-about-mcdonalds-and-shooting-cute-animals/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/baseball-no-apple-pie-no-america-is-about-mcdonalds-and-shooting-cute-animals/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T19:18:03.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T19:18:03.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Next to the Elko, NV Maverik gas station</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/next-to-the-elko-nv-maverik-gas-station/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/next-to-the-elko-nv-maverik-gas-station/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T19:11:34.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T19:11:34.000Z</published>
    <summary>THIS is Sarah Palin's heaven!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Beverly Hills ... Nevada</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/beverly-hills-nevada/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/beverly-hills-nevada/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T18:45:45.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T18:45:45.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>We must be off-course</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/we-must-be-off-course/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/we-must-be-off-course/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T18:40:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T18:40:39.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Did I say Nebraska looked boring Hello, western Utah!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/did-i-say-nebraska-looked-boring-hello-western-utah/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/did-i-say-nebraska-looked-boring-hello-western-utah/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T17:57:51.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T17:57:51.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cactus showing how salty the salt flats really are</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cactus-showing-how-salty-the-salt-flats-really-are/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cactus-showing-how-salty-the-salt-flats-really-are/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T17:48:26.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T17:48:26.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Site of land speed record... and foot wash</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/site-of-land-speed-record-and-foot-wash/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/site-of-land-speed-record-and-foot-wash/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T17:46:08.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T17:46:08.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Where McCain-Palin bought gas while in Utah</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/where-mccain-palin-bought-gas-while-in-utah/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/where-mccain-palin-bought-gas-while-in-utah/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T16:01:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T16:01:09.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Utah state capitol is a huge building on beautiful grounds</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/utah-state-capitol-is-a-huge-building-on-beautiful-grounds/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/utah-state-capitol-is-a-huge-building-on-beautiful-grounds/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T15:46:36.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T15:46:36.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cactus at Mormon HQ</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cactus-at-mormon-hq/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cactus-at-mormon-hq/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T15:42:42.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T15:42:42.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>How cactus travels. Don't worry; he poked his own air-holes!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/how-cactus-travels-dont-worry-he-poked-his-own-air-holes/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/how-cactus-travels-dont-worry-he-poked-his-own-air-holes/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T14:32:51.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T14:32:51.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Good morning, Salt Lake City!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/good-morning-salt-lake-city/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/good-morning-salt-lake-city/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-26T12:49:13.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-26T12:49:13.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Lower elevation in Wyoming means more green.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/lower-elevation-in-wyoming-means-more-green/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/lower-elevation-in-wyoming-means-more-green/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-25T22:44:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-25T22:44:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A Hampton Inn in the middle of nowhere, Wyoming (exit 89, I-80)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/a-hampton-inn-in-the-middle-of-nowhere-wyoming-exit-89-i-80/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/a-hampton-inn-in-the-middle-of-nowhere-wyoming-exit-89-i-80/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-25T22:14:05.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-25T22:14:05.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Feeling like Kurt Douglas movie, seeing clubs at truck stop. (didn't buy)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/feeling-like-kurt-douglas-movie-seeing-clubs-at-truck-stop-didnt-buy/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/feeling-like-kurt-douglas-movie-seeing-clubs-at-truck-stop-didnt-buy/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-25T21:39:36.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-25T21:39:36.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The @x2od cactus feels the Wyoming love</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-x2od-cactus-feels-the-wyoming-love/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-x2od-cactus-feels-the-wyoming-love/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-25T21:34:58.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-25T21:34:58.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Lunching at Chuck Wagon, Laramie, WY. Cactus had to stay in the car.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/lunching-at-chuck-wagon-laramie-wy-cactus-had-to-stay-in-the-car/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/lunching-at-chuck-wagon-laramie-wy-cactus-had-to-stay-in-the-car/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-25T18:28:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-25T18:28:09.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cactus in Buford, WY. Temporarily pop 2. (Postcards say 2- someone died, I guess.)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cactus-in-buford-wy-temporarily-pop-2-postcards-say-2-someone-died-i-guess/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cactus-in-buford-wy-temporarily-pop-2-postcards-say-2-someone-died-i-guess/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-25T18:23:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-25T18:23:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Colorado plant where millions of (myriad, even!) gallons of beer are born (&amp; given a born-on date).</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/colorado-plant-where-millions-of-myriad-even-gallons-of-beer-are-born-given-a-bo/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/colorado-plant-where-millions-of-myriad-even-gallons-of-beer-are-born-given-a-bo/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-25T18:14:53.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-25T18:14:53.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The case for alternative energy- and a partial solution.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-case-for-alternative-energy-and-a-partial-solution/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-case-for-alternative-energy-and-a-partial-solution/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-25T18:09:28.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-25T18:09:28.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The picture is, but there's nothing Old nor Chicago about the (London Underground) logo.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-picture-is-but-theres-nothing-old-nor-chicago-about-the-london-underground-l/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-picture-is-but-theres-nothing-old-nor-chicago-about-the-london-underground-l/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-25T16:31:33.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-25T16:31:33.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>But seriously, folks, who travels with VGA or HDMI cables just in case?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/but-seriously-folks-who-travels-with-vga-or-hdmi-cables-just-in-case/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/but-seriously-folks-who-travels-with-vga-or-hdmi-cables-just-in-case/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-24T21:33:05.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-24T21:33:05.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cactus longs to roam</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cactus-longs-to-roam/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cactus-longs-to-roam/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-24T18:38:37.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-24T18:38:37.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cactus relaxing at Aloft Denver. He loves it here.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cactus-relaxing-at-aloft-denver-he-loves-it-here/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cactus-relaxing-at-aloft-denver-he-loves-it-here/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T22:44:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T22:44:09.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Reason 1 why Aloft Hotels rock</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/reason-1-why-aloft-hotels-rock/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/reason-1-why-aloft-hotels-rock/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T22:00:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T22:00:39.000Z</published>
    <summary>Bring a Wii, play on a big TV</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>To my dentist friends...</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/to-my-dentist-friends/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/to-my-dentist-friends/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T20:00:04.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:00:04.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cactus wanted table service with the hottie in yellow.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cactus-wanted-table-service-with-the-hottie-in-yellow/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cactus-wanted-table-service-with-the-hottie-in-yellow/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T17:35:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T17:35:09.000Z</published>
    <summary>Unfortunately, she was all style and no substance. Just an empty shell, really.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sonic has drive-ups AND a drive-thru Wow</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/sonic-has-drive-ups-and-a-drive-thru-wow/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/sonic-has-drive-ups-and-a-drive-thru-wow/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T17:33:26.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T17:33:26.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dino gave his life so I can drive. We salute your sacrifice.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/dino-gave-his-life-so-i-can-drive-we-salute-your-sacrifice/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/dino-gave-his-life-so-i-can-drive-we-salute-your-sacrifice/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T17:18:09.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T17:18:09.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>With GRAND champion and champion Welsh Corgis. Canine royalty!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/with-grand-champion-and-champion-welsh-corgis-canine-royalty/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/with-grand-champion-and-champion-welsh-corgis-canine-royalty/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T17:11:55.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T17:11:55.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cactus is not afraid! (Fort Cody, N Butte, NE)</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cactus-is-not-afraid-fort-cody-n-butte-ne/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cactus-is-not-afraid-fort-cody-n-butte-ne/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T17:06:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T17:06:24.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Brady Westbound rest stop in Nebraska is gorgeous</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/brady-westbound-rest-stop-in-nebraska-is-gorgeous/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/brady-westbound-rest-stop-in-nebraska-is-gorgeous/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T16:41:39.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T16:41:39.000Z</published>
    <summary>I just wish people would pick up after their dogs. Ick.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hey Cactus, that's MY Drew's Chocolate fudge!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/hey-cactus-thats-my-drews-chocolate-fudge/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/hey-cactus-thats-my-drews-chocolate-fudge/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T16:04:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T16:04:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>Thief!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Must be the only monument to incorporate a highway. Ah, Nebraska.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/must-be-the-only-monument-to-incorporate-a-highway-ah-nebraska/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/must-be-the-only-monument-to-incorporate-a-highway-ah-nebraska/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T15:31:13.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T15:31:13.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Think their Congressman is a Republican?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/think-their-congressman-is-a-republican/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/think-their-congressman-is-a-republican/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T14:47:34.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T14:47:34.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Goodbye, Lincoln. We hardly saw ye.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/goodbye-lincoln-we-hardly-saw-ye/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/goodbye-lincoln-we-hardly-saw-ye/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T13:53:19.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T13:53:19.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>No, cactus! BB coffee is not DD coffee! We want @DunkinDonuts!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/no-cactus-bb-coffee-is-not-dd-coffee-we-want-dunkindonuts/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/no-cactus-bb-coffee-is-not-dd-coffee-we-want-dunkindonuts/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-23T13:37:54.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-23T13:37:54.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Awww, the little guy is tired. Sweet dreams, @x2od cactus.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/awww-the-little-guy-is-tired-sweet-dreams-x2od-cactus/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/awww-the-little-guy-is-tired-sweet-dreams-x2od-cactus/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T23:41:54.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T23:41:54.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cactus was saved-born-again. He now worships at Drew's Chocolates</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cactus-was-saved-born-again-he-now-worships-at-drews-chocolates/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cactus-was-saved-born-again-he-now-worships-at-drews-chocolates/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T21:58:23.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T21:58:23.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Amber waves of grain get boring. These windmills are spectacular!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/amber-waves-of-grain-get-boring-these-windmills-are-spectacular/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/amber-waves-of-grain-get-boring-these-windmills-are-spectacular/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T21:50:23.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T21:50:23.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The third option should probably be number 2.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/the-third-option-should-probably-be-number-2/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/the-third-option-should-probably-be-number-2/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T21:49:13.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T21:49:13.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cactus at Drew's Chocolates, Dexter, IA</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cactus-at-drews-chocolates-dexter-ia/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cactus-at-drews-chocolates-dexter-ia/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T21:41:38.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T21:41:38.000Z</published>
    <summary>dietFAIL</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cactus and distant relatives in Dexter, IA, Pop 419.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cactus-and-distant-relatives-in-dexter-ia-pop-419/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cactus-and-distant-relatives-in-dexter-ia-pop-419/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T21:36:13.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T21:36:13.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Chicago 2 hour limit  Iowa City 10 hour limit ... Wow</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/chicago-2-hour-limit-iowa-city-10-hour-limit-wow/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/chicago-2-hour-limit-iowa-city-10-hour-limit-wow/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T19:50:24.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T19:50:24.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>By popular demand Cactus getting attention at Bluebird Cafe</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/by-popular-demand-cactus-getting-attention-at-bluebird-cafe/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/by-popular-demand-cactus-getting-attention-at-bluebird-cafe/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T19:46:49.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T19:46:49.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cactus is feeling the Love's</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cactus-is-feeling-the-loves/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cactus-is-feeling-the-loves/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T19:27:37.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T19:27:37.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Photo from lunch w @mikegerholdt. Bluebird Diner ftw!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/photo-from-lunch-w-mikegerholdt-bluebird-diner-ftw/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/photo-from-lunch-w-mikegerholdt-bluebird-diner-ftw/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T18:02:04.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T18:02:04.000Z</published>
    <summary>Poor quality photo; high quality lunch.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Iowa has so much to offer! Cactus loves it here.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/iowa-has-so-much-to-offer-cactus-loves-it-here/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/iowa-has-so-much-to-offer-cactus-loves-it-here/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T16:33:42.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T16:33:42.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>When I think baseball I don't usually think high-powered rifle scope. You</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/when-i-think-baseball-i-dont-usually-think-high-powered-rifle-scope-you/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/when-i-think-baseball-i-dont-usually-think-high-powered-rifle-scope-you/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T14:26:57.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T14:26:57.000Z</published>
    <summary>WalMart, Rock Falls, IL</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Take care of your pets, er, cacti</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/take-care-of-your-pets-er-cacti/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/take-care-of-your-pets-er-cacti/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T13:56:52.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T13:56:52.000Z</published>
    <summary>While I had my breakfast, cactus had its breakfast too.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Always been fascinated by mixed fruit jelly</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/always-been-fascinated-by-mixed-fruit-jelly/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/always-been-fascinated-by-mixed-fruit-jelly/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T13:02:32.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T13:02:32.000Z</published>
    <summary>Is it the hot dog of the jelly family? The &quot;rest&quot; of the fruit?</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Strapped in and ready to go!</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/strapped-in-and-ready-to-go/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/strapped-in-and-ready-to-go/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T10:38:14.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T10:38:14.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Favorite beer - Delirium Tremens</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/favorite-beer-delirium-tremens/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/favorite-beer-delirium-tremens/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T01:17:50.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T01:17:50.000Z</published>
    <summary>And they even let me keep the glasses!</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cactus says goodbye to the @DunkinDonuts coffee. Boo hoo.</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/cactus-says-goodbye-to-the-dunkindonuts-coffee-boo-hoo/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/cactus-says-goodbye-to-the-dunkindonuts-coffee-boo-hoo/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T01:15:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T01:15:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Travelogue - Follow dschach.com and the x2od cactus</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/travelogue-follow-dschachcom-and-the-x2od-cactus/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/travelogue-follow-dschachcom-and-the-x2od-cactus/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-22T01:00:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-22T01:00:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>The night before the trip. Everything is packed up. Cactus is ready to go.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Grocery store ineptitude - Danger</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/grocery-store-ineptitude-danger/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/grocery-store-ineptitude-danger/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-21T22:30:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-21T22:30:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>Who puts MOUSE POISON next to the crayons???</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Are you sure print media is dead?</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/are-you-sure-print-media-is-dead/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/are-you-sure-print-media-is-dead/</id>
    <updated>2009-09-08T19:49:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-09-08T19:49:00.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Security #FAIL at Red Carpet Club</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/security-fail-at-red-carpet-club/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/security-fail-at-red-carpet-club/</id>
    <updated>2009-08-15T20:47:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-08-15T20:47:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>Crazy. I sign on to TMobile hotspot, and suddenly I can see other peoples' computers. There's something wrong with this.</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Formation</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/formation/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/formation/</id>
    <updated>2009-08-15T20:36:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-08-15T20:36:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>@LenKendall Not quite as cool to watch as yours, but I'll deal...</summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Life in an urban park</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/life-in-an-urban-park/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/life-in-an-urban-park/</id>
    <updated>2009-07-25T19:54:01.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-07-25T19:54:01.000Z</published>
    <summary></summary>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Smart idea</title>
    <link href="https://dschach.com/post/smart-idea/"/>
    <id>https://dschach.com/post/smart-idea/</id>
    <updated>2009-07-25T18:46:00.000Z</updated>
    <published>2009-07-25T18:46:00.000Z</published>
    <summary>Ben &amp; Jerry's put a spoon in their singleserving ice creams. (Got this one free with a cupcake from Phoebe's in Chicago.)</summary>
  </entry>
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